Bad Comebacks
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Jun 10, 2015
Are you ready to blow your bully's or friends' minds with horrible comebacks to just about anything. If you said any of these you would either laugh with your friends or be laughed at by your friends. Either way that concludes that these sayings are just plain old bad. So have fun and make fun of yourself! I also have horrible pick up lines and phrases!
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