Just a joke
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Complete Thu, Dec 24, 20207m
From my u!sides server someone said, "Patton forcefully brushing Remus's teeth/shoving soap into his mouth. Let's just say Patton got tired of hearing all the things Remus had to say". This fic has vomiting mentioned, and odd goo. This fic also has very little Virgil, REMy/sleep, and Janus in it.
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