Butterflies in Mc'Donalds

The world is shit. And their town wasn't exactly any different. You see, there was a big variety of specimens ranging from homophobic turtle lovers to Asian dinosaurs with extensions. Fruity Yeezus was just the tip of the iceberg, No one would be surprised if Extra Virgin Olive Oil Mary could be there too...

How tf did I get here, what I'm I even-
Disclaimer: this was the product of an iMessage convo that went too far. My bestie and I are both equally weird, hence this story. I am deeply sorry for my existence. Proceed at your own risk