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Petey Boy! | Peter Parker x Reader [stark's daughter] by KatRatSmackChankee

spider-man: homecoming fanfic- y/n is new to Midtown high! will Peter show her the ropes.. or ig the webs.. ehh tbh, idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ probably.. tea below vv haha got em (sry I'm kidding) this story is basic ik, this is almost a wattled cliche at this point. this story probably won't be too original to too different from others and I'm not gonna pretend it is gonna be revolutionary, lol because its one of my biggest pet peeves. I just think we all need that one story where everything goes right (and if u get bored just stop reading lmao) also I don't own like any characters, so yeah marvel does

𝑴𝒊𝒏-𝒆 || Min Ho x Reader by liv__ing

(season 2 out now!) 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 two famous teens fake date... until it becomes real. (xo, kitty) __ (Y/N) Novoselsky, born to two world-renowned movie stars, is attending KISS this year. Her mother is forcing her to live in Korea: and woo the son of one of her co-stars. His name? Min Ho. The problem is, he seems rude to her, and she clearly can't stand him. But the turns are tableing when he's the one chasing after her, and he's the one who has to prove himself. ❝ you make me do stupid things ❞ ❝ are you sure you aren't doing that on your own? ❞ ⋆ ｡𖦹° ⭒˚｡⋆ #1 in xokitty #1 in minho 2/15/25 #1 in sangheonlee 3/5/25 #1 in minhoxokitty #1 in minhoxreader (3/3/25) #1 in to all the boys 2/15/25 #6 in fanfiction

✈︎ 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞! ✈︎☽ | 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗋 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 by moonlightxfairy

[SUPPORTING WILBUR SOOT SO HATERS DNI!!! ] ----------------------- ❝ 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 ❞ :)♡ .◦♥︎⋆◦₊◦♥︎⋆. ◦♥︎⋆◦₊◦♥︎⋆. ◦♥︎⋆◦₊◦♥︎⋆. ➵ y/n is a 24 year old barista, working in a coffee shop in Brighton, UK. One day after work, y/n reads about a festival taking place (reading festival) and decides to go with a bunch of her friends. She's enjoying her time, listening to the many bands playing - when one band catches her attention that should soon change her life drastically. ➵ the friendship between lovejoy's lead singer Will Gold and y/n is grows rather quickly and soon also turns into love! unconditional love. they have fallen fast & hard for each other and spend a lot of time together! y/n becomes quickly an indirect member of lovejoy as she's touring around with them months after they had met. ➵ right when everything seemed too good to be true, hurdles started to block their way to happiness and many stones get thrown in their direction- which causes them more problems than good. are they able to overcome the occurring hurdles? Is their love for each other stronger than this? Or was this just a summer fling that would soon be forgotten about? FIND OUT HERE :) ⇨ ----------------------- [ THIS STORY SUPPORTS WILBUR SOOT/ LOVEJOY SO ANY HATE TOWARDS WILBUR/ LOVEJOY WILL BE DELETED! ] ⇨ NO SMUT! (FLUFF & ROMANTIC STUFF, YES) ⇨ CONTAINS ALSO SWEARS ⇨ TW'S ARE SET IF THERE'S ANY ⇨ BOUNDARIES ARE RESPECTED ⇨ JUST FOR FUN :)

He was the one // Wilbur soot x reader by beckersonthefish

Y/N is best friends with Tommyinnit. Once she is introduced to Wilbur Soot her life changes drastically. But a mad ex and family troubles may cause a bumpy relationship.

Silence Between Fire and Light by Shinichi2504

New missions, tasks and having fun has been Boboiboy's routine in TAPOPS station. Not to mention, his elementals always have him by his back for every mission or task he need to do. However, one day, Gempa ask a favor to Boboiboy. Will Boboiboy manage to do the favor for the leader? Read to find out! Side Story of Trouble Battle Series Sequel to Nightmare of Reality!

𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒| yandere bsd x reader by BasilGateToHeaven

I only keep this up for the laughs, I love my old badly written book❤❤ NEW BETTER AND IMPROVED REMAKE OF THE BOOK READ THE NEW ONE!!!! [High school au] + [gender neutral] 𝐓his is your first year at your school hopefully it will but good! Note- some characters may apper later on, and I'm still new to writing Warnings- Bad grammar Gore Suicide mentions Self harm Possessive actions Obsession Many more

Wrong Number~ Charles Leclerc by Chris_P_Bacon12

When an archeology student accidently gets added in a groupchat full of f1 drivers. Or When Charles Leclerc falls for the stranger in the groupchat social media & irl (Updates every day or every other day)

$The boy nextdoor {Tommyinnit x reader} by _Lostinspace$

Knowing him since you were children Tommy and you have been quite close. Both of you started YouTube channels and you saw him grow to such a big streamer. Wanting you to also get big he is always there to help you come up with ideas! Some where along this journey you seemed to have developed some what of a crush on this loud mouth .Now with this crush growing more and more everyday and both your fans finding out that you two know each other this is going to be one chaos of a life. And will you and Tommyinnit get together _____________________________________ *no smut ew he's a minor don't even just ew* Note Tommy or anyone associated with him, I am BEGGING YOU to not read this! THIS WAS A CUTE STORY I THOUGHT OF ONE DAY. And if you still read this a you are uncomfy with it just please let me know and I'll take it down immediately.

- imagine - English - by Valeryzenere

Imagines about famous people.... If you like sombody say it I make one for you.... 29 story's coming I wrote this as a kid... leave me aloneeeee

The Brink of Minds | Tim Bradford by writer_daydreamerr

❝I've been falling every day since I first met you.❞ stolen glances, hushed whispers, teasing breaths, lingering touches. 𝘖𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. ─ tim bradford x fem!oc ─ the rookie; s1 ~ s? ─ slow-burn, flirting, some spice ─ updating every other day!! ⊱ ──────── ➤ ──────── ⊰

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Petey Boy! | Peter Parker x Reader [stark's daughter] cover

𝑴𝒊𝒏-𝒆 || Min Ho x Reader cover

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He was the one // Wilbur soot x reader cover

Silence Between Fire and Light cover

𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒| yandere bsd x reader cover

Wrong Number~ Charles Leclerc cover

The boy nextdoor {Tommyinnit x reader} cover

- imagine - English - cover

The Brink of Minds | Tim Bradford cover

Petey Boy! | Peter Parker x Reader [stark's daughter]

spider-man: homecoming fanfic- y/n is new to Midtown high! will Peter show her the ropes.. or ig the webs.. ehh tbh, idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ probably.. tea below vv haha got em (sry I'm kidding) this story is basic ik, this is almost a wattled cliche at this point. this story probably won't be too original to too different from others and I'm not gonna pretend it is gonna be revolutionary, lol because its one of my biggest pet peeves. I just think we all need that one story where everything goes right (and if u get bored just stop reading lmao) also I don't own like any characters, so yeah marvel does