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S w e e t l i k e s u g a r || Shoto Todoroki x Reader by AestheticIsPathetic

Todoroki x reader "Shoto Todoroki, age 15, cold like the winter weather. Y/N L/N, age 15, sweet like sugar and everything nice." She smiled and looked down at her notebook, a soft red paint her cheeks and her pale lips. "Hey" the male's voice drew her attention, "Hi Todoroki" she smiled, her smile melted away the cold in his heart. It felt like she could be the one to make him feel whole again. ~I've read a lot of fan fiction stories so it's my turn to create one, I hope you all grow to enjoy this! New cover by @-wxnderless Thank you so much❤️

The Brink of Minds | Tim Bradford by writer_daydreamerr

❝The way you're looking at me right now makes me wonder where you want me.❞ stolen glances, hushed whispers, teasing breaths, lingering touches. 𝘖𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙚, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. ─ tim bradford x fem!oc ─ the rookie; s1 ~ s6 ─ SLOW-burn, flirting, ANGST, some spice ─ frequent updates!! ⊱ ──────── ➤ ──────── ⊰

HP Boys x Reader One Shots by therealpotterhead

These are Harry Potter Boys one shots. These are highly requested one shots that my followers have asked for!! Message me for more ideas/story ideas!

𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 - aib, chishiya by mazewriterrr

For 𝐘𝐔𝐙𝐔𝐊𝐈 𝐁𝐀𝐘𝐀, all worlds contain dangerous elements- though she might even be safer in the Borderlands; the laws she broke don't apply here. 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎̄ 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐘𝐀 knows about her actions all too well. He's not interested in redemption, yet something about her piques his curiosity. Perhaps the fact that her illegal activities affected him on a daily basis. Once they enter the Borderlands, they pretend not to know each other. But both of them are always keeping a sharp eye out. Waiting for the other to crack. Waiting, maybe, for the moment they lose a game. 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 - a vision seen in sleep; a dream Chishiya x OC Alice In Borderland

✈︎ 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞! ✈︎☽ | 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗋 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 by moonlightxfairy

[SUPPORTING WILBUR SOOT SO HATERS DNI!!! ] ----------------------- ❝ 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 ❞ :)♡ .◦♥︎⋆◦₊◦♥︎⋆. ◦♥︎⋆◦₊◦♥︎⋆. ◦♥︎⋆◦₊◦♥︎⋆. ➵ y/n is a 24 year old barista, working in a coffee shop in Brighton, UK. One day after work, y/n reads about a festival taking place (reading festival) and decides to go with a bunch of her friends. She's enjoying her time, listening to the many bands playing - when one band catches her attention that should soon change her life drastically. ➵ the friendship between lovejoy's lead singer Will Gold and y/n is grows rather quickly and soon also turns into love! unconditional love. they have fallen fast & hard for each other and spend a lot of time together! y/n becomes quickly an indirect member of lovejoy as she's touring around with them months after they had met. ➵ right when everything seemed too good to be true, hurdles started to block their way to happiness and many stones get thrown in their direction- which causes them more problems than good. are they able to overcome the occurring hurdles? Is their love for each other stronger than this? Or was this just a summer fling that would soon be forgotten about? FIND OUT HERE :) ⇨ ----------------------- [ THIS STORY SUPPORTS WILBUR SOOT/ LOVEJOY SO ANY HATE TOWARDS WILBUR/ LOVEJOY WILL BE DELETED! ] ⇨ NO SMUT! (FLUFF & ROMANTIC STUFF, YES) ⇨ CONTAINS ALSO SWEARS ⇨ TW'S ARE SET IF THERE'S ANY ⇨ BOUNDARIES ARE RESPECTED ⇨ JUST FOR FUN :)

My Princess ( Draco Malfoy x reader) by missslytherin31

You've had a crush since first year. He's had a crush since first year. But you both act like you hate each other. Let's see how long that lasts. WILL CONTAIN SOME SMUT. #1 rated under luciusmalfoy

the five stages of grief ⇒ falsettos | ✔️ #Wattys2018 by fangirlphantom

≫ the five stages of grief: a falsettos fanfiction ≪ we all grieve in different ways but after whizzer's funeral, marvin begins what mendel calls "the five stages of grief." get ready for an experience like no other in falsettoland. ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ ≫ achievements ≪ reader milestone: 7000 reads (06.23.2018) vote milestone: 500 votes (04.20.2018) comment milestone: 200 comments (06.01.2018) highest ranking: #1 in #mendelweisenbachfeld

He was the one // Wilbur soot x reader by beckersonthefish

Y/N is best friends with Tommyinnit. Once she is introduced to Wilbur Soot her life changes drastically. But a mad ex and family troubles may cause a bumpy relationship.

Peppermint || Shoto Todoroki x Reader by buttered_creampuffs

Y/N L/N, an insanely talented 15 year old girl with an incredible quirk. Accepted into UA High School, the best hero school in all of Japan with the impressive ranking of 2nd, she soon learns that... Her family isn't what she perceived it as. He future is forcefully entwined with someone else's. Will she find love and peace of mind? Chapter 1 original publish date: 23rd March, 2020 Highest rankings: #1 in animexreader, achieved on the 18th of April, 2020 #1 in todorokishoto, achieved on the 19th of April, 2020 #1 in todorokixreader, achieved on the 28th of May, 2020 #1 in shototodoroki, achieved on the 14th of June, 2020

MCYT ~ 7 Minutes in Heaven by mango_m1lk

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