Rosie's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side
OneHappyHedgehog
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  • Reads 47
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 13
  • Time 1h 33m
OneHappyHedgehog
Ongoing, First published Dec 27, 2020
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For whatever reason, paranormals are just drawn to me. I've gone out with a fea, had a terrible date with a werewolf and harbour an unreciprocated crush on a hunter from gym class. So I've come up with simple rules; don't kiss on a first date, remember a little salt goes a long way, and definitely avoid any kind of jealous eternal soulmate drama.


But nothing ever goes to plan, especially not when a stupid Romanian vampire appears and there is more than my magnetism that keeps pushing us together. 
It's time to put the guide to the test.
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