Dickweed
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[WARNING: EXTREMELY VULGAR AND NSFW AT SOME PARTS. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE EXPOSED TO THIS!]
Dickweed is just a semi-normal guy living in Kronditch with his roommates. You would think this is pretty normal, but in reality it's a lot less than normal. Theft, bombing, a trip to Ukraine, all of this happens in this story and much, much more. So, who's ready to take a trip to Kronditch?
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