The One Where Harry is A Prat (Not Really)
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The one where Harry is a prat, a pig, an incompetent wazzock, an imbecile and ridiculous.
Harry hears Draco talking about his favourite flower and buys him a bouquet full of them. Why, then, does he think Harry's trying to kill him?
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