Re-sorting (Drarry)

I know this is pretty basic but y'know I just felt like writing it,

ships include:

drarry (obviously) (Draco x Harry)
Ronmoine (Ron x Hermione)
wolfstar (Remus x Sirius)

non romantic but not platonic ships include:

drapple (Draco x apple)
Hermione x book
Ron x food

It's 5th year and Umbitch has just become the permanent headmaster of Hogwarts. She gives potter 'detention' where she goes through his memories, she noticed that he actually chose his house and therefore orders a re-sorting, only she uses her own hat from the ministry so it can't be persuaded by the students.

Will something good actually come out of Umbitches plans or will it just cause a murder?

I guess the only way to find out is to read on.

I don't actually have planning for this beside what I've written here so if you have suggestions feel free to leave them in comments