Hokage's assistant

You're the hokage's assistant, diligently working to make the village a better place and help your superior, while day-dreaming about his handsome friend with dark hair and sharingan, who waged war on the 5 nations not too long ago but now's he's totally cool. You realize that, actually, your boss is way hotter and is into you too, but the job doesn't allow that. Is there any way for you to snatch him or will you have to live the rest of your life hopelessly longing?
KakashixReader, wannabe funny, wannabe tension, wannabe smut