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Blitzing Hooks

EliasTheMonarch

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Reads 27
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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

EliasTheMonarch

Mature

easyread funny humor satire wtfjusthappened wtfmoments

*Disclaimer: this story isn't meant to be taken seriously. I just thought this idea was funny lol. Enjoy* 

A legend to some, a living nightmare to others. However to Matthew Adams... he is as good a dead. Armed with military grade weaponry, and unparalleled willpower, he's prepared to risk his own life to slay a gilled beast simply known as... Lenny.All Rights Reserved

easyread funny humor satire wtfjusthappened wtfmoments

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Blitzing Hooks: Chapter 1
Mon, Dec 28, 2020

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Blitzing Hooks: Chapter 1
Mon, Dec 28, 2020

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