Blitzing Hooks
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Última publicación lun, dic 28, 2020
*Disclaimer: this story isn't meant to be taken seriously. I just thought this idea was funny lol. Enjoy*
A legend to some, a living nightmare to others. However to Matthew Adams... he is as good a dead. Armed with military grade weaponry, and unparalleled willpower, he's prepared to risk his own life to slay a gilled beast simply known as... Lenny.
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