Completely and Totally True Story About a Hero Way Cooler Than Any Other
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_BeGayDoCrime_
Complete, First published Dec 29, 2020
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A hero like Orpheus, but way way cooler. Nothing is going to stop Ashton Skeis from bringing his husband back from the dead. Not Ocean Man, not cyclops, not even time itself.

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Hi. This is the first story I'm publishing. It's a short story, so it's only a chapter long, but I figured it'll at least let the site know I exist lol. This was originally a school assignment, and it was honestly really fun to write! I might return to this kind of writing in the future. The authorial tone is funny and over-exaggerated hero epics are always fun to read and write. (Also, I apologize for the bad quality cover. I don't have any money or artistic talent, so the covers will likely be like this for a while.)
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