Lady Mauraders

This could be a normal description but it's better to here why this book was written.

Apparently my brother seems to be more popular than me?! Anyways forget about that prat, this is our story and I can promise you were a hundred times more interesting. They even ripped us off! We came up with the name lady Marauders and so they chose Marauders, those thieves. ~ Your favorite lady Marauder Jacqueline Potter

Jackie told me that, apparently those gits across the tower are more popular than us? Maybe in the beginning we weren't that interesting and that's because of me, but we got better! We're ten times smarter than them. We're just not stupid enough to get caught, don't judge me. ~ The smartest lady Marauder Lily Evans (Potter, it's Evans! No Jackie I'm not talking about you!)

I'm going to really hope that the girls are lying. If they aren't and the boys decided to take our fame, I'll bat-bogey-hex the bloody hell out of them. This is why you need to hear our story. The story of the best kids in Hogwarts, true lady Marauders. ~ The most popular and best lady Marauders Marlene McKinnon (oh shut it off-brand prongs)

Okay, I really don't care that the boys get more credit. They were the ones out to claim it. My question is, who the bloody hell, decided it would be a good idea to tell the rest of them this? Like I mean, now I have to deal with it. Well I should hurry off, my girlfriend is pissed. ~ The quiet and best looking lady Marauder Dorcas Meadowes (Yes I'm the best looking... it's the same thing as having the best style Marls! Don't give me that attitude!)

Ehh. How do I feel? I could care less but you know, it definitely was fun hanging out with them. They were basically my best friends. ~ An honorary lady Marauder Mary McDonald

It makes me pissed. Don't tell Frank this but they were my type of entertainment. (I said don't tell Frank!) it makes me happy that I was able to hang out with them every little while. ~ the first honorary Marauder Alice Fortesque