My new persona for trolling purposes
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Ongoing, First published Jan 02, 2021
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My persona's name is going to be Luis. Luis doesn't take criticism very well and hysterically lashes out on anyone who disagrees with him in the slightest. Everyone has to think exactly like him, or else they're less than human. Luis has no common sense, so he asks for reassurance on literally everything. He doesn't even know proper manners. He thinks toilet jokes are funny, and when no one laughs he lets out a maniacal screech 99% of the time and cries about unfunny he is and how it's the reason he's never had a girlfriend. All he ever talks about is politics, despite not knowing anything about politics in the first place. When people greet him, he laughs hysterically, for some reason. He often asks people for their opinion on things, and then he says "I didn't ask for your opinion." He only listens to mumble rap and attempts to rap the lyrics but he doesn't know the lyrics so it ends up looking like nonsensical garbage. And he thinks he's good at English, but actually isn't very good at it. For example, "Hey their. Com heere know." He feels the need to use grammar, because he thinks that it makes him look smart. His catchphrase is "This will be fucking awful for the economy." Every time he hears the word "Black" he goes off about racism.
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