A Date With Condi Condifiction - cynthia - Wattpad

Story cover for A Date With Condi Condifiction by not_a_sink

A Date With Condi Condifiction

Reads 277
Votes 17
Parts 2
Time 9m

Reads 277
Votes 17
Parts 2
Time 9m

club condi condifiction dnd dungeons fanfiction grizzlyplays jrwi jrwishow jschlatt lunch lunchclub podcast schlatt slimecicle twitch twitchchat youtube

You and 300 other people decide to go on a date with Mr. Condi Condifiction. What could go wrong? 
____________

Based on a Condi stream
____________

Before anyone says anything, this isn't meant to be taken seriously. I just took what I remembered from his stream and rewrote it into a story. Nothin weird in it, just some arson and lost dreams of linguini. Hope you enjoy reliving the weirdest date of your life.
____________

I regret nothing and yet everything at the same time.All Rights Reserved

club condi condifiction dnd dungeons fanfiction grizzlyplays jrwi jrwishow jschlatt lunch lunchclub podcast schlatt slimecicle twitch twitchchat youtube

Table of contents

2 parts

Sign up to add A Date With Condi Condifiction to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Blue Looks Better on Flowers- Schlatt x Quackity by MovementOfFear

"That's when I remember why I fell in love, Alex, with you. Your thoughts reminded me of beautiful flowers, your smile reminded me of a dark blue." This story is Schlatt X Quackity (There is smut in this book, but I add summaries at the end of all of the chapters so be free to skip any of them if you're uncomfy.) Plus, I do not ship the two people, this takes place in the smp, not in the real world :) Also, there's a lot of triggers in here, I attempt to list them at the beginning of the chapters so, be warned. --------------- Desc. ~ After Quackity is called by his boss to pick him up from the bar, the naive Quackity getting a raise in return. The co-worker ends up getting to know the drunk side of him, Schlatt takes Quackity home, them having a one-night stand, Alex discovers his crush he never knew he had. The two soon decided to move in together, making it official. It had gone from backhands to full-on stabbing in a matter of months. Quackity has no clue how this happened, or how to get out. He's slowly losing his trust, friends, and his sanity. His depression plus the mistreatment from his soon-to-be husband leads to the close call of attempted suicide. Will he be able to escape? Or will he perish from the exploitation of Schlatt? --------------- Fair warning, I had written this in December 2020, so the entire storyline is shit. I'd recommend going through and just reading the summaries for the first like 16 chapters :D

𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉 : 𝚓𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝 by aquadish

Your a little streamer, and so you've decided to take the advantage of a one and only trip to LA thanks to your college funding you the trip as it's for class. You took it and made it a dream come true. As you walked around you noticed some fellow streamers also and was invited to there homes later that night. What happened that night, with the interactions may have been the best night that could ever happen to you. And how that went uphill from there. Maybe a bit downhill too:) Info about yourself. Your a 20year old college freshmen and is working in Gaming Coding. You hope to be a coder but like streaming from time to time. You have around 21k followers on Instagram, 29k on Twitch and a fair amount of subscribers; 32k. You have lovely dyed hair that's pink as it's long. You tend to wear beanies and have round glasses that match your aesthetic pleasure. You live in New York, have the accent and took the advantage you could to go to Cali. Popular Tags! ---- #37 Travis #215 California #19 twitch #456 newyork #207 Charlie #62 Cooper #86 fanficromance #10 streamers #67 callmecarson #33 slimecicle #34 schlatt #1 tednivison #570 lunchclub #951 jschlatt Thank you all!

The Humanoid ~Vash x OC AU~ by NoelRoss777

~Vash x OC AU~ Book 2 of 3 *Began: Monday, April 22, 2024* *Finished: Wednesday, August 7, 2024* Sometimes... Sometimes I have nightmares. Nightmares that I wake from in the middle of the night, sweat-soaked hair clinging to my neck as my chest heaves. Nightmares with unknown ghosts and the haunting shrieks ripping through darkness. Nightmares that are so real that I almost believe they are real. They are never real, though. Nightmares of shooting stars made of fallen debris crumbling from a tower. Nightmares of screaming sirens and pounding feet and flashing red lights as military police fill the streets. Nightmares of tears drenching my cheeks as I scream out into the void. And then nightmares of him laughing as hell rain down around us. I wonder if he has nightmares too. **NOTE: I do NOT own any of the media (pictures/photos/videos/music/etc.) or any characters (other than the OC - and other OC characters) in this book. All rights go to the original owners/creators. Also, please note that this book may contain mature content (violence, vulgar language, smut/lemon/fluff, possibly some triggering things, and other graphic themes). Please do not read if you are sensitive to any of the said material. Thank you.**

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

JschlattxReader: Nobody Thinks Like We Do by broadwayxlover

This is the first fan fiction I've ever made but I feel like it's going to be pretty good! At first glance, you and Schlatt are from completely different universes. He's mean and brash and you're filled with fun and chaos (but in the best way possible). It was only until you guys started hanging out irl you realized how alike you two are. Underneath the funny commentary and rude remarks for content you understand each other on a personal level. Too good of a level to be true.

My Only Mistake by Bonolo_Molemane

"I brought you here because I wanted to ask you something really important." He said and I smirked, knowing what he was going to ask me. "What is it?" He sighed and ran his hand through his hair again. "After last night, which was amazing, it got me thinking. What exactly are we?" The question that has been running through my mind ever since last night too. He sighed and held my hands in his,"Maddison, I like you, a lot. And I mean a lot. You're the most prettiest woman I've ever seen in my life, seriously. Both inside and outside. I want you, and only you. Shit, I'm bad at these things but, can you be my girlfriend?" ------------------------------ Lets start like this, Connor comes from a troubled past that soon turns out to be fading away as he moves to Missouri. After 2 years of living there, a new boy in town offers to be his friend. Connor hasn't had friends for his whole life so he saw this as an opportunity to get a real friend. Soon, Connor tries a lot of different things he hasn't tried and comes out excellent in all of them, but he makes enemies on the way. Their friend group expands and now there is 4 bestfriends in the group, but Connor only has feelings for 1. Will he mess up? But what will happen when his past starts following him everywhere he goes? What will happen when old feelings arise with just a glance at a dinner table? That's for you to find out. ------------------------------------------ *Warning- Strong language, Violence, Mild intimacy, Mentions of sex. All copyrights reserved BWentMissing Started: 20 August 2020 Ended: 4 January 2021 ---------------------------------------

because i love you | [ soulmate au ] skepnoblade by chicba360archive_

[ note - july 13 2021 ] hallo everyone! u may know/ remember this book back in like- i wanna say 2019?? i think it was 2019- but i made this book a while ago and not to be a huge bitch but im getting annoyed slightly annoyed with the notifs like "smfkejod added your book to their library" and "pisspoosmsmsms voted on your story" when nothing is there- ... aka @chicx360_ omg 1 in skepnoblade again (idk when but i noticed dec 28, 2021) but yah here i'll post the original desc right down here vv Thank you for the memories and the smiles! :) deleted Nov 30, 2020 Unpublished due to Techno being uncomfortable with shipping, I must respect my king 👑 !!! Small glimpse of what this once was ↓ 1# in Skepnoblade on Nov 3, 2020, POGCHAMP LET'S GO - completed as of Oct 18, 2020 - -*★ BEFORE YOU READ!!! If you're going to read on stream or for a video then go ahead awa free clout awa yummy yummy also this book contains A6d, A6d is a great man, though he's made mistakes, I refuse to remove him from the book. So if you don't like him and are those "REWMOVE A6D1wjqoiqia" type people then please leave, you're quite annoying. *★ ·- Soulmate Au -· ★* When your love life is depended on the color of your eyes you'll never know how things will turn out or who you'll be with. In this case a diamond block man never expected his to be one blood god piggy dude. A blood god he's been friends with for a few years. Will his thoughts get in the way or can he push them aside for him? hahah piggy x diamond go brr

¿𝑴𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒔? || Quackity x Reader || by Quackschlack

[COMPLETED] Note: THIS IS OLD AND REUPLOADED if you comment about CMC I will delete your comment and restrict you. This was written way before the incident and I don't want to see anymore comments about it. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐉𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬. 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.

Just a small crush by Marllenaher

You were an up and coming streamer and you had just made some nice new friends that invited you to LA so you could be at The Streamer Awards. You might meet some more nice people and perhaps a person you might have a crush on, who is also attending the streamer awards and might be in LA for some chuckle week business.

Broken Mirror- Ranboo angst by Brody_Allen9

Word Count: 11,000 Ranboo had been dealing with the voices in his head for a few months now, and it was getting harder and harder to hide the fact that he was slowly going mad from the mental torture Dream gave him. His friends weren't stupid, they clearly saw something wasn't right when he'd end streams abruptly, or start having a full on panic attack out of nowhere, muttering things to himself. They just didn't know what. This is an irl Ranboo angst. ⚠️None of these characters portray the real people, only their online personas!!!⚠️ Just so you guys are aware, this book has a few trigger warnings that will be stated in the info chapter at the very beginning, and in their respective chapters. If you can't handle these topics, please don't force yourself to read, because I care about you guys. It's totally fine, and nobody should make fun of you for it. If they do, tag them and I'll punt them into the atmosphere for you ❤️ (please don't actually tag them lol) ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE BASED OFF OF THEIR ONLINE PERSONAS, AND NOT THE REAL PEOPLE!! This is my third book, if you haven't seen my other ones, please go and check them out! If you like this book, please make sure to comment and vote! I'd really appreciate it. 😊 Started: October 20th, 2021 Ended: October 25th, 2021 69 reads: October 24th, 2021 lol 210 reads: October 30th, 2021 tysm! I really appreciate it <3 500 reads: November 22nd, 2021 what? Thank you!! 1k reads: December 23rd, 2021 YAY TYSMM!! HUH?? 2k reads: May 4th, 2022 :D

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Blue Looks Better on Flowers- Schlatt x Quackity cover

𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒉 : 𝚓𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝 cover

The Humanoid ~Vash x OC AU~ cover

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] cover

JschlattxReader: Nobody Thinks Like We Do cover

My Only Mistake cover

because i love you | [ soulmate au ] skepnoblade cover

¿𝑴𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒔? || Quackity x Reader || cover

Just a small crush cover

Broken Mirror- Ranboo angst cover

Blue Looks Better on Flowers- Schlatt x Quackity

"That's when I remember why I fell in love, Alex, with you. Your thoughts reminded me of beautiful flowers, your smile reminded me of a dark blue." This story is Schlatt X Quackity (There is smut in this book, but I add summaries at the end of all of the chapters so be free to skip any of them if you're uncomfy.) Plus, I do not ship the two people, this takes place in the smp, not in the real world :) Also, there's a lot of triggers in here, I attempt to list them at the beginning of the chapters so, be warned. --------------- Desc. ~ After Quackity is called by his boss to pick him up from the bar, the naive Quackity getting a raise in return. The co-worker ends up getting to know the drunk side of him, Schlatt takes Quackity home, them having a one-night stand, Alex discovers his crush he never knew he had. The two soon decided to move in together, making it official. It had gone from backhands to full-on stabbing in a matter of months. Quackity has no clue how this happened, or how to get out. He's slowly losing his trust, friends, and his sanity. His depression plus the mistreatment from his soon-to-be husband leads to the close call of attempted suicide. Will he be able to escape? Or will he perish from the exploitation of Schlatt? --------------- Fair warning, I had written this in December 2020, so the entire storyline is shit. I'd recommend going through and just reading the summaries for the first like 16 chapters :D