A Date With Condi Condifiction
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You and 300 other people decide to go on a date with Mr. Condi Condifiction. What could go wrong?
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Based on a Condi stream
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Before anyone says anything, this isn't meant to be taken seriously. I just took what I remembered from his stream and rewrote it into a story. Nothin weird in it, just some arson and lost dreams of linguini. Hope you enjoy reliving the weirdest date of your life.
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I regret nothing and yet everything at the same time.
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