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DON'T READ THIS BOOK!!!

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BEWARE!
  DON'T READ THIS BOOK
  
  THIS BOOK CONTAINS PUNS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE YOU WANT TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW 
  
  THIS BOOK ALSO CONTAINS AWKWARD MOMENTS THAT MAY MAKE YOU CRINGE SO HARD YOU BECOME A RAISIN
  
  READ AT YOUR OWN RISKS.
  
  
  puns in this book are not mine
  other punny people have probably used it 
  
  
  
  start: 01/12/2015
  end: 16/7/2017
  
  
  *another warning*
  There are a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes. No, I don't plan to correct them because I'm a lazy ass. Ass as in donkey you perv.
   
  ps. puns maybe repeated accidentally because i don't have the memory of an elephant.

cover creds to @tiffanyaf 
(yes the background is Ed Sheeran's cover, deal with it)

highest rank: #904 in Humor (good enough)All Rights Reserved

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