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Parts 41
Time 10h 4m

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.
    
    I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.
    
    Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
     
    Suddenly, being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.
    
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
    
    #11 RomanceAll Rights Reserved

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I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.
    
    I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.
    
    Not since I almost killed my crush's mom.
     
    Suddenly, being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy.
    
    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
    
    #11 Romance

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