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Last published Sun, Jan 3, 2021
Evil blondies, bad boys, that loser girl who gets the ✨man✨-wattpad is full of these stories upto the brim.
And apparently manyyy love EXACTLY those kinda plots.
So here I present for you an all-in-one story, where you'll find all sorts of spices in this one compact but crisp adventure.
Ready?
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