Saving both ways

You see those commercials were the people mess up the simplest of things and try to find a first solution and that ends badly, well that's what's happening here just that there isn't going to be a second clip with a whole new product saving the day. No one new to fix everything, its just me sitting in an iconic 50's dress smiling, not in the cute way no the creepy way with tears running down my face and my entire house burning down.
Well my name is Zemira, Zemira Coleson and the main cause of all this problem is...well me, but him also. Malachi Walter.
this could be your classic bad boy meets good girl or maybe not, my life doesn't even make sense to me.