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We're doing a sequel
We're back by popular demand
Come on everybody, strike up the band!
We're doing a sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows the sequel's never quite as good
A sequel
Another feature attraction
Places please, light the lights, roll camera, action
I thought it was the end,
But no my friends this is when we get to do it all again!
Do it all again
Until the credits roll,
We get another go to show them we can do it all again!
Bawk bawk bawk begawk!
We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
The studio considers us a viable franchise
We're doing a sequel
How hard can it be?
We can't do any worse than The Godfather: 3
We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more
While they wait for Tom Hanks to make Toy Story 4
I thought it was the end,
But no my friends, this is when we get to do it all again
Do it all again
Until the credits roll,
We've got another go to show them we can do it all again
Wank wank wank wank
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a go
With Hollywood stars
And more one liner cameos
We're doing a sequel
I don't mean to be a stickler
But this is the seventh sequel to our original motion picture
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a shot
All we need now is a half decent plot
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