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The thug life of Hoothoot (a crack fic)

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Completed!!! And it's really short

It all started when a random girl started complementing a star in the sky (aka singing twinkle twinkle little star) and then hoothoot looked up at the sky and fell in love with it

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*in Felix's voice*
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The Journal by The_First_Symphony

"Everything happens for a reason" A pair of starling grey eyes snapped open in the middle of the night. The moon was brightly shining and the stars happily twinkling . He got up from his bed , he had definietly heard a commotion on the ground floor. He softly padded downstairs , in the midst of the dining room was a shadow probably of a woman. "Who's there ?" He asked tentaitively. "You ?!" The female figure said wide eyed . She was surprised to see him in this house. "You ?!" He repeated his eyes widening with realisation . "What are you doing here ?" She ask.ed . "I live here ! And what are you doing here ?" He asked with a smirk remembering the memories he shared. The lady thought for awhile and said ," I have a generous offer ......." Highest ranking - #3 in Adventure All rights reserved . Please do not plagiarise this book, if you do strict but legal actions shall be taken. This is a work of pure fiction any person or monument resemblances are purely coincidental. All Rights Reserved. This book should not be plagiarised or copied in any way by anyone in any form. If done so I request you to take down the book , delete it or else strict but legal actions shall be taken. Because you must realise that this is another's hardwork , and copying it on another website or plagiarising it is absolutely shameful for not only those doing it but also those who are reading it on another website or book

The Teacher: AKA My Best Friend's Mom (GxG) (TeacherxStudent) by _rock_it_

Her ass hit the front of her desk and there was nowhere else for her to go. I didn't give it a second thought before plastering my lips onto her own. The kiss held fire, and I made sure to give it all I had. I trailed my right hand ever so slightly down her torso, getting closer and closer to the top of the black dress pants she had on today. I hooked a finger in the waistband of her pants before ceasing my movements and moving my mouth beside her ear. "Don't be a tease," I breathed, then walked out the door leaving her dishevelled and horny. Karma's a bitch. R-Rated. Beware, Highly Gay. Trigger Warning- may include scenes relating to rape, death, suicide, self-harm, masturbation, and sex.

A Sky Full Of Stars (Editing) by jellypoppa

"You see that?"He motioned. "Yes." "That. Is a Sky full of stars,and I think I see you." "Which one am I?" "The one that shines the brightest" ★ Sky's her name. Shes bullied, spaced out and alone. She hurts everyday because of the kids at school. Just because of how she looks, just because of her condition. Sky has never felt love, just hate. Her family left her. And she can't bear her life anymore. ★ But once in a while, everything can change. ★ ★A Sky Full Of Stars★ ©YamiX104

A Written Destiny ||A Music Freaks Fantasy AU by Loony_Lovegood_101

!This story takes place in the future, and starrs the Music Freaks' children! Star Alabama-Simpleton has never been a singer - but a writer. And nothing will change that about her. Not everyone's expectations of her to be an angel, not her extremely talented musical friends, or even her parents being the most popular singers of all time. It's not like she hasn't tried - Jake and Hailey have always tried to teach her, but their attempts did nothing. Star still sounded terrible. But how can Star care about that when she can immerse herself in her own world of writing? Let the words fly around her as character descriptions jump out of the pages, build her own world and a perfect story... She can't help it - it's like her head is narrating every move she makes. But all this changes when she meets Laura Willow, and finds an ancient book. Perhaps her writer's sense has carried her too far, because her new, written destiny is not something to be proud of. Follow Star and Laura on this breathtaking adventure as you read A Written Destiny! Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction written from a gacha series called "The Music Freaks" by RosyClozy. I do not own the following characters: ~ Jake ~ Hailey ~ Milly ~ Elliot ~ Zander ~ Luke ~ Sadie However, I DO own the rest of the characters, as this story takes place in the future generation. I also own the whole story. Gacha edit on the cover was made by me. I hope you enjoy reading!

His Tesoro (The James Series book 1 )(BWWM) by sjpwell

"let me tell you something, darling. you've unlocked a side of me, even I fear. but since you want to keep me up all night, challenging me, he's gonna show up at some point." Mateo whispers, huskily into my ear, gripping my neck. "what are you talking about?" I whisper. "like how I show no mercy when killing someone. I can also show no mercy in bed. you're not sensitive, so you should be able to take the degrading. right, Tesoro?" he asks, i nod. "you know it's not true though. you know I love and cherish you, beautiful," he says slowly. "right?" "mhm." I nod. Mateo slowly starts speeding up his thumb, on my clit. "right. now I know, my Tesoro isn't so vanilla and innocent. So tell me, love. do you have any kinks?" the question catches me off guard. do I? "ya," I mumble. "I want you to list them," he whispers, I can hear the smirk on his face. "bondage, CNC- shit- dirty talk, uh-um, choking, degrading, stimulation. fuck i can't think," I mumble. "you've said my favourites, but have you ever heard of darcyphilia?" he asks, slowly entering his finger again. "n-no." I stutter. "well, I want to fuck you, overstimulate you, edge you, until you're in tears, chanting your safe word." _________________________________ ⚠️ I WON'T CONSIDER THIS BDSM, BUT IT DOES CONTAIN HEAVY SMUT⚠️ ⚠️ THIS BOOK DOES NOT PROMOTE TEEN PREGNANCY⚠️ ⚠️EVERYTHING OTHER THEN THE MAFIA CULTURE AND RACIAL CULTURES ARE FICTION⚠️ ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS CONSIDERED 18+ BUT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT... I AIN'T YOUR PARENT. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU⚠️ ⚠️YES THE GIRL IS ON BIRTH CONTROL FROM THE GET-GO⚠️

Let's be Together by verenawrites01

A kiss can change everything. One kiss with your best friend, and it changes the whole dynamic. What will you do when you get to know that your best friend has been in love with you? What will you do when she doesn't want to be friends anymore and wants more instead? * "Everytime I see you with a guy, my skin fucking burns" Millie hisses, pinning me with an intense look that makes my belly flip. I am pinned to the wall with her caging me. "Do you know how hard it is to pretend that you are only my friend, and nothing more? That I love you but cannot have you?" Her words spin inside my head, and the thundering beating of my heart echoes in my ear. How do we come to this situation? I pant as she leans closer, her eyes averting to my parted lips. I am having thoughts of kissing her. Hell, I see her in my dreams so often now that I am not sure what she means to me now. Millie caresses my cheeks and a shiver runs down my spine. "I can't pretend anymore, Grace. It's getting really hard" she whispers in my ear and I squirm. When she meets my eyes, I say something that surprises her. "Then don't." I crash my lips on hers, crossing whatever lines we had.

I'm Trying: Evan Hansen X Reader by LadyBird009

"It's amazing." She said, looking up. "Wha-what is?" Evan stuttered. Y/N chuckled "All of it; the stars, the color of the sky, the way the wind blows through the trees. It's just so beautiful." She continued to stare into the night sky, eyes twinkling with the stars. "Like you-,you're personality!" Y/N, calmly as possible, shifted her eyes to his gaze. He continued "Y-you're way o-of thinking. I-it's just, so uni-unique. I-I wish I was like you, Y/N." That was the moment her face fell, and shook her head "No you don't."

Indecorous by rosieredness

(18+ EXPLICIT CONTENT) "Attract a lot of attention, huh beautiful?" His voice hit me like a wall, absurdly catching me off guard. It was deep, sensual, something any girl (or boy) could melt over. I was sort of speechless, yet trying my best to appear unafflicted. "Only the wrong ones." That was definitely drunken me talking, as I didn't usually have that much confidence. His lips twitched up into a smirk, expressing that he understood my comment. "Does that mean that I'm in that category?" My palms began to grow sweaty and my heart rate picked up, but otherwise my body remained relaxed, appearing completely fine. It similar to when you're on autopilot, completely withdrawn due to intoxication. "I suppose not," I crossed my arms, putting on this seductive persona just for him. This fueled his smirk, about to murmur another comment before I cut him off. "You'll have to show me, though." *** Amelia Hollis was a 23-year-old writer at one of the local publishing companies, assisting a very handsome man and writing articles left and right. Her and her best friend, Aviary, lived together in a cute little apartment off the central part of the city, yearning to create new memories and important moments. Amelia always lived for the moments, taking in every little detail and savoring it like it was her favorite meal. She was an optimist, hoping to change peoples lives with her dreams. James Vallette was a 34-year-old CEO, building his company from dirt with the help of his brother. He was a realist, not really having time to deal with dreams or even love. He knew this the night he laid eyes on Amelia. It was only casual; what harm could a one-night stand do? Oh yeah, he's her dad's boss.

Immoral Affairs (gxg) by cvntwasunavailable

"Well, Mia...come here," She ordered, tilting her head as she spoke to me. Mindlessly, I took a few steps towards her and then stopped, deciding that we were close enough. She took one large step towards me, almost completely closing the gap between us as she towered over me in her heels. She wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled me closer, so our fronts were now pressed together. She leaned down to my ear and asked, "Do you want me to take care of you or not?" "Yes," I whispered, and with that she leaned down to press our lips together, kissing me as her tongue slipped past my lips. My arms moved around her neck as I pulled her further down into me, deepening the kiss. She moved me until my back was pressed up against the sink. *** Mia is entering her last year of school when she hooks up with a stranger one fateful evening, who ends up being involved in her life in more ways than one. When Mia discovers the stranger is now her teacher, it sparks a clandestine relationship filled with unspoken desires and moral complexities. They end up in a complicated entanglement because they can't stay away from each other despite the odds being stacked against them. (Teacher x Student) (GxG)

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The Journal

"Everything happens for a reason" A pair of starling grey eyes snapped open in the middle of the night. The moon was brightly shining and the stars happily twinkling . He got up from his bed , he had definietly heard a commotion on the ground floor. He softly padded downstairs , in the midst of the dining room was a shadow probably of a woman. "Who's there ?" He asked tentaitively. "You ?!" The female figure said wide eyed . She was surprised to see him in this house. "You ?!" He repeated his eyes widening with realisation . "What are you doing here ?" She ask.ed . "I live here ! And what are you doing here ?" He asked with a smirk remembering the memories he shared. The lady thought for awhile and said ," I have a generous offer ......." Highest ranking - #3 in Adventure All rights reserved . Please do not plagiarise this book, if you do strict but legal actions shall be taken. This is a work of pure fiction any person or monument resemblances are purely coincidental. All Rights Reserved. This book should not be plagiarised or copied in any way by anyone in any form. If done so I request you to take down the book , delete it or else strict but legal actions shall be taken. Because you must realise that this is another's hardwork , and copying it on another website or plagiarising it is absolutely shameful for not only those doing it but also those who are reading it on another website or book