RWBY: Jokes and Smiles (The Joker in RWBY)
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  • Reads 339
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  • Parts 3
  • Time 5m
Ongoing, First published Jan 05, 2021
You know know how I got these scars?
...
My father was...a drinker and a fiend.

Then one night, he goes crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.

He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. 
So, me watching, he takes the knife to her. Laughing while he does it.

He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?"
He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face."
Aaanndd..."Why so serious?"
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