sexual tension and snow cones

What if Clara wouldn't have appeared in the bickering scene in "that'll do pig" (s3 e10 ) what if we'd finally get to see the actual reason why they despise each other so much. The reason why Dean always towers over Jess and Jess likes drawing Dean out. And what if that reason has very little to do with Rory and way more with each other.

This is a fanfiction about Gilmore Girls' beloved boyfriends Dean Forester and Jess Mariano with the slight alteration that neither of them actually cares about Rory and more about what's in each others pants. This is sexual tension and snow cones.

I want to add a disclaimer that I do ship Rory and Jess and this is just a figment of my imagination