The Ceiling Fan Cult
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Last published Tue, Jan 12, 2021
This is the story of how the Ceiling Fan Cult was made to be, from the pov of the ceiling fan that started it all.
This is a joke, and I created this to recruit new members, and see how many views this gets
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