The Real Side Effects of Coffee

People always used to say that coffee was for those long nights. Coffee was for those groggy mornings. Coffee was for stunting your growth.
But the real side effect of coffee is none of these things.
Kona knows that the real side effect starts with an "L" and ends in an "E". No not "Like" and no, not "Love".
The real side effect to Kona's addiction was none other than Lance.