Humour Me
- LECTURES 3
- Votes 0
- Chapitres 1
Contenu pour adultesEn cours d'écriture<5 mins
Dernière publication jeu., janv. 7, 2021
Not cliche.
Or atleast i think so.
______________________________________________
He was everything she was looking for but now she wasn't sure that everything was good enough.
The meet cute between a sexy-focused businessman and a weird-hot businesswomen.
And how they then fucked and separated and fucked again.
_______________________________________________
It's not a love story but a passion bonding between two different souls.
Tous Droits Réservés
Rejoignez la plus grande communauté de conteursObtiens des recommandations personnalisées d'histoires, enregistre tes préférées dans ta bibliothèque, commente et vote pour développer ta communauté.
Vous aimerez aussi
WHEN I FOUND YOU
It's a while her marriage has been in trouble for her husband was having an affair with some woman from his work place she learned it from a receipt found in his pocket they had checked in one day she was willing to see past that but he started coming in later with each passing day endless phone calls and emails bringing home gifts she brought him and didn't care they've been married for three years but been together for six and what she wanted to do was work it out but things become unbearable but she didn't want to leave him she didn't really have anywhere to go she didn't want to go back home and she didn't have a job it's only recently she lost her job for the building in witch she worked for demolished and is now been replaced by some huge fancy complex she didn't have any other professional to start looking for work elsewhere she was confused of what to do that was until she met this ordinary guy in the coffee shop who seems to have the same struggling as she was but she noticed that in spite of he has a kind heart though she didn't plan on leaving her husband things got to a start with them and she found that she falls deeply in love with him, he's been living in town for all his life but luck had fallen on his path he had won the lottery and from it he was able to start a business bought a house and a car though he's been in relationships he has not settled down he rather to not but that was until he met this woman who moved in with him and make his home become her's but it wasn't a problem for m for he had fallen in love with her he offered her a place in his business for already she knew about it and together they ran it, things work in their favor and now they were living a happy life one with not strain or regretsTerminé
The Forced Bride
Rated No.1 #matureaudience #separation #maturelanguage #contractmarriage #loveforever #funnyromance#chicklit || 𝑯𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 ♡ || They say men always fuck up the things more, he's one of the best examples of those men. He's a mess and he won't even think twice before involving someone else in his mess. His world is dark, so dark that you'll lose all path even if you try to escape it countless times. The loneliness he carried within himself, he believes, can only be pushed away by drowning himself in the thirst of lust which is always flaring inside him to quench. But if only he knew by pushing it, he can't get rid of that loneliness. The ruthless billionaire does not know how to feel. Well he doesn't care about that all he does was fuck and throw without giving a shit about other's emotions. Meet him '𝑨𝒏𝒗𝒂𝒚 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒉 𝑹𝒂𝒋𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒕' the male protagonist of this story. He believed he could bend any girl on her knees for a night to satisfy his lust and get his pleasure until his ways collided with her. She wasn't any different and that's what made him hate her more. For a fact now she's his so called "𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝑾𝒊𝒇𝒆" he knew she wasn't any naive dove she knows how to pull her cards and defeat him in a worst way possible. 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙝é 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚. ° 𝐍𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 b/w the leads ° 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 T.W. ° Not a book for virgin obsessed male lead/female lead.Terminé
ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕖𝕠𝕟 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕨 ➃
✬ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜 ＆ 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 ✬ There is a crucial moment in one's life that determines the outcome of everything; well, as books and movies would have you believe. But Monica McCaslin didn't think she would ever be one of those people, would ever have one of those moments. Brought up in a small suburb, with everything she could ever ask for, there wasn't much left for her to want. Monica's ordinary life was to go as such- follow her high school sweetheart to college, graduate, get married, have two kids; the cookie cutter life. White picket fence included. What she did not expect was to meet a dark-haired stranger sitting all alone on a park bench, at that very same school she was to attend with said future husband. After a brief conversation, just a handful of words between them, Monica decides to go on a cross-country road trip with him; putting her faith and future in the hands of a stranger. Thinking she'd soon regret her decision and the life she left behind, she realizes she doesn't at all. Free of expectation and a future that she thought was set in stone, she begins to find the woman she was truly meant to be. State by state, with each border they cross, Monica liberates her true self. 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 ➃ 𝕠𝕗 ➃ - ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 - ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ ✫ ✬ This is a work of fiction. This all comes from inside of my mind. If there are any similarities to people, places, events, etc. they are purely coincidental. Also, this book has mature themes such as explicit language, sexual content, and violence. It is intended for MATURE audiences only. ©2021 | AndiBlackbird Started: 1-15-21 Completed: 5-9-21Terminé
Falling for her (GxG)
[WARNING: 18+ CONTENT! MENTIONS OF RAPE, SUICIDE, SENSUAL THEMES READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!] "Wait what are we doing again?" "Naomi!" "Shit sorry." ~¤~ "Hi my name is Naomi, and I guess...my rich ass baby mommy wants me to tell you the story of how we met-" "For the last time I am your fucking wife. We got married see!" She pointed at the diamond ring on her finger. "Right sorry. She gets cranky sometimes. Anyways, as i was saying...I don't know why but my 'wife' wants us to tell our love story to the whole world. Yeah yeah it might be cliché and cringe sometimes to the point where you'll literally suck in a breath and curl your toes or maybe even faceplate and stop reading all together." "Our love story is not cringe... wait is it?" "Oh just shut up will you? Geez." "You don't talk to me like that." "Oh really?! Make me stop then. Come on I dare you!" "Really now? Is this how you talk to me?" She leaned in a bit to where Naomi sat and smirked a bit. "You do know what I'm capable of right?" Naomi gulped. "Well how about your offer then, let me make you stop sweetie how's that?" She tilted her head and Naomi felt a warm hand on her thigh when- ~Static~ Apologies we are having technical difficulties, the show will be back as soon as possible. Thank you. [UNEDITED]Terminé
What Shouldn't Have Been
it was business that brought her out to Canada in the first place but her business trip turned in to one of the most romantic weekend she yet to have , a weekend that she spend with a guy she met in a bar, only few hours of her arrival it was obvious he had something to offer and she wanted what he had to offer which was time he gave her time time she seeks from her fiance he gave her heat romance something her fiance didn't took time to do and he gave her love satisfying love all she knew about his his that he's romantic and it was just what she needed to know for now for when the weekend got over they would walk away never to see each other again at least it was what she believed but unfortunately her weekener turned out to be her new boss the guy who had bought the company in which she works as a company ceo with her fiance who's general manager, things became complicated for the boss was at her heel pushing to get with her intrested in having another weekend involvement, she does found him rather attractive charming and sweet it was hard resisting for she wanted him so much she wants him need him, but she has a long term relationship with her fiance having wanting it to work having the feeling he would too he was often busy while she was left lonely but she knew him knew everything about him and they're going to be married not every often a girl got promised marriage and her dreams are to one get married but when the feeling for her new boss came upon her she was left with one choice and that was one choice only she had to drop all what she was holding on to in her long term relationship and start a fresh in to one that grows to be more promising.Terminé
My Perfect Life
R-rated, for mature audiences! So, where do I start? My name is Elizabeth. I'm 26 and I'm bored as f*ck. You could think I have a perfect life. My husband is a successful businessman and he makes sure I have everything I ever wanted. But, have you ever had a feeling that's not enough? I wake up every morning feeling my life has no purpose. One day I chose to change everything and I met him...But is he who I want? Is me enough for him? In a world where big boys playing their games I appeared in the middle, searching for happiness. They want to play me? Bring it on! Not so good in description, but you should definitely give this story a try. It's gonna be a funny ride. For mature audience only! Strong language and sex scenes. A lot of graphic material. I don't own any pictures or videos I use in my storyTerminé
Secrets Hurt
"You guys I had the most epic night," I say as I take my seat, sipping from my bottle of coke and then I glance round the table and I see him, I almost choke on my coke, the stranger who I lost my virginity to during a fling the previous night and the topic of my current discussion sat beside my friend Amber, staring at me, "I'll love to hear about your epic night," Damon says, slightly smirking, I stare at him for a moment and just take a big bite from my sandwich, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Karla Kensington is a temperamental 21 years old young woman. Karla is just beginning a new phase of her life as she moves away from home to college. Her love life is anything but dull as she struggles with choosing who to give her heart over to completely, between the boy she lost her virginity to, Who wanted to be more than a fling Or the one who was always there for her when she needed it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Karla's life seems perfect; she is from a rich family, practically born with a silver spoon, she had two boys vying for her attention, ride or die friends and a certain future. All this is brought to an abrupt end when she encounters a shit load of drama waiting at her doorstep. Her life isn't all that it seems to be. Karla's life is thrown upside down as she figures out that her father harbours a secret that would destroy her family. Her life is suddenly a real rollercoaster. Alongside with trying to stay afloat all the emotions threatening to drown her, Karla has to deal with betrayal from people she least expect. Read on to see how her choices affect her life and where the path she chooses leads her to, knowing fully well that the world was watching. Who doesn't love a good celebrity scandal.Terminé
HIS HEART TO BREAK
"Do you like that?" he asked but all she could do was moan and he asked again. "I said do you like that?" he asked again as he aggressively rammed into her again and this time she responded. "Yes..ahh...yes I do" she responded. He needed to know she liked being fucked by him and she just said yes which made him happy "Does he fuck you this good?" he began fucking her very hard this time. He needed to mark her and let her know that no one could fuck her as good as he could and she agreed. "No, no one can fuck me as good as you do...ahh fuck" she said almost out of breath and William kept fucking her hard and fast "Then break it off with him...I want you all by my myself" he said and didn't like that she was quiet. Was she seriously even thinking about it. "Tell me you will Lisa, tell me you fucking will" at this point he was purely mad that she wouldn't agree so he rammed furiously into her over and over again and didn't stop even after he heard her screaming. "I won't see him anymore...ahh fuck." Melissa managed to say as William kept pounding her dripping pussy. ************** Melissa Miller has constructed strong walls around her heart due to past hurt and pain, choosing only casual fun and steering clear of serious relationships-until she encounters a hot and determined CEO, William Davis . He is willing to break through her defenses and reveal the potential for true connection in a world filled with passionate sex and fleeting desire. As they delve into their relationship, both must confront their fears and desires, embarking on a journey of love and vulnerability.Terminé
Gaze (Dark Romance)
|18+| "Enough is enough," she said to herself. "I'm going to ask him out." Getting up from her seat, she walked over to where he was seated. "Um, hi! I was wondering if we could grab some coffee and maybe hang out sometime?" she asked nervously. He turned to her, a sense of darkness and danger emanating from him. Her body went on alert. "You shouldn't be able to see me," he said with a smiling like a Cheshire cat. . . . "I scratch and bite" she warned "You'll crawl and beg too" he smirked. . . . The Ripple She hardly has time to breathe, much less dream, considering that she is juggling two difficult jobs. One face, nevertheless, sticks out in the midst of the chaos of her daily subway rides: a mysterious guy whom she covertly refers to as "the subway hottie." His mysterious presence becomes the high point of her daily routine-a secret joy. However, one day, with an unusual burst of courage, she dares to break the silence between them. What starts off as a brief connection quickly develops into something forbidden and thrilling. She has no idea that this seemingly random meeting will upend her meticulously planned life in ways she never could have predicted. The Echo He had to grow up too early after being born into an uncertain circumstance and found refuge and survival in the shadow of an underground empire. From a street-hardened recruit to a trusted enforcer in the family's inner circle, what started out as a desperate decision quickly turned into a way of life. However, trust is brittle and was destroyed the day he discovered a cruel betrayal that left him bloodied and drove him to flee. His only goal now is to exact revenge, and The Nemesis is his target. But his well-laid schemes fall apart when she gets in his way. His icy determination starts to soften for the first time, and he has to decide whether seeking vengeance is worth losing the one thing he never thought he deserved-her. 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt)
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **Terminé
It's a while her marriage has been in trouble for her husband was having an affair with some woman from his work place she learned it from a receipt found in his pocket they had checked in one day she was willing to see past that but he started coming in later with each passing day endless phone calls and emails bringing home gifts she brought him and didn't care they've been married for three years but been together for six and what she wanted to do was work it out but things become unbearable but she didn't want to leave him she didn't really have anywhere to go she didn't want to go back home and she didn't have a job it's only recently she lost her job for the building in witch she worked for demolished and is now been replaced by some huge fancy complex she didn't have any other professional to start looking for work elsewhere she was confused of what to do that was until she met this ordinary guy in the coffee shop who seems to have the same struggling as she was but she noticed that in spite of he has a kind heart though she didn't plan on leaving her husband things got to a start with them and she found that she falls deeply in love with him, he's been living in town for all his life but luck had fallen on his path he had won the lottery and from it he was able to start a business bought a house and a car though he's been in relationships he has not settled down he rather to not but that was until he met this woman who moved in with him and make his home become her's but it wasn't a problem for m for he had fallen in love with her he offered her a place in his business for already she knew about it and together they ran it, things work in their favor and now they were living a happy life one with not strain or regrets
Plus d’InfosDirectives de Contenu