Humour Me
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Not cliche.
Or atleast i think so.
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He was everything she was looking for but now she wasn't sure that everything was good enough.
The meet cute between a sexy-focused businessman and a weird-hot businesswomen.
And how they then fucked and separated and fucked again.
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It's not a love story but a passion bonding between two different souls.
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