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Ongoing, Unang na-publish Oct 25, 2014
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Formally "50 Comebacks for bitches" but I've decided to add more.
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⚠ Warning ⚠
Swearing is present in this book.
No extreme words were used.
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Our Chemistry || ✔️ ni TheRealLorraineMoore
14 mga parte Kumpleto
Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore
Violet's Delight ni lyazar
19 mga parte Kumpleto
"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22
Caffeine and Chemistry ni dehliwaligf
20 parte Ongoing
It all began when Lil Miss Perfect, always punctual and polished, was about to enjoy her favorite chocolate. Just as she was unwrapping it, her pesky neighbor-snatched it and ate it with a smug grin. That single act sparked a rivalry that would last for ages. From then on, it was prank for prank. Sticky notes on her window? Classic him. Hair Dye in his shampoo? Her perfect revenge. As academic rivals, they were constantly competing in school, and being neighbors only made things worse. Each day brought a new prank and a deeper reason to hate him. Yet, beneath the tricks and competition, there was a tension neither of them could quite explain. And as they say, enemies make the best lovers, but the question is will they?
Game of Bets ni pudding_dog123
25 parte Kumpleto
"Well, I like you," he said, stressing every word to make his point. "Would you go out with me?" "Uhhhh, yeah." A slow smile spread across her face. "Yeah!" ~~ "Fine, you've asked the troll out, but do you think you can make her say those three magic words?" "Hah! Easiest fifty bucks of my life." "I'm not so sure about that, she's a tough nut to crack," ~~ Bella is possibly the ugliest creature on planet Earth. She has no friends. At all. But she's good at everything. No joke. Jave is possibly the handsomest creature on planet Earth. Known for being a player and the school's bad boy, he skips class and dumps girls like toys. Jave makes the mistake of betting that he can make Bella, the school's ugly nerd fall in love with him. Little does he know that this mistake will change his life. For the better or for the worse? You'll just have to find out. The story of an ugly girl and a beautiful guy brought together by a bet. Crude Language
VICENZO ni TheWalnutTree
74 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Raised in the Mafia, I have known no other life other than cold calculated violence and discipline. A life where brutality is praised and weakness is ridiculed, I became the best of my parents and the worst the world has ever seen. Young and still gaining control of my mafia, love is never an option for me, that is until one night at a Mafia ball where I spy a woman who has me to my knees. I want more, more, more. She's reckless and cunningly beautiful. Too good for me and yet the only one for me. We fight for survival and for each other because neither one of us will let go. ------------------------- I sat in the back, legs apart and looked at her with my head tilted. She licked her lips and squeezed though the front seats all the while looking at me. I pulled her towards me and she chuckled as she sat on my lap. Her legs were either side of me and her breathing was ragged. I ran my hand down her cheek and pulled her into me. I kissed her lips and soon our tongues whirled around. Hungry and rough. She held her head back and I began to plant rough kisses onto her beautiful neck. "Am I a bad influence?" She breathed. Her hands were on the back of my neck. I stopped kissing her and looked up at her. "Everyone needs a little bad in their lives." I whispered back making her smile. My hands found her waist and I noticed her short dress had ridden up exposing her thighs. She wore it to tease me and I loved it. Fuck, I loved her body. She breathed into my neck and I pulled off her dress in one slick motion. My hands were all over her back, feeling her, touching her. Her soft skin drove me crazy. ------------------------- BE AWARE: Trigger warnings: MATURE CONTENT 18+ (SMUT) SWEARING VIOLENCE/GUN VIOLENCE SELF HARM/SUICIDE (REFERENCES) EXPLICIT LANGUAGE REFERENCES TO RAPE SMOKING/ALCOHOL/DRUGS BLOOD/DEATH/GORE ©️ All rights reserved ™️ The Walnut Tree BOOK TWO OF THE MAFIA SERIES
School And What We Do In It ni Judyharris1414
21 parte Kumpleto
"It is really funny and high key relatable." - GowriNandanag (Completed/editing) **** This book is about all the weird things teachers do and ask us to do. It also contains too sassy comebacks, weird dance moves, quite a few awkward silences and a whole lot of laughs. Find out in this book, the problems school gives us, the heartbreaks and the love and hate for the teachers and homework. And maybe, stay tuned for, a little Valentine's Day romance! Join us, the grade 7 class of 2018, on this roller coaster ride we call, 'school life.' **** Highest rankings: #1 in #Lolmoments Finished : 2.1.2019 This story can also be found on @Humour's profile reading list: Young. Dumb. And Full of Fun. Cover made by @geminigraphics
Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug ni isaverybella
33 parte Kumpleto
Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor
Osomatsu's Kitty Advanced | My Diary ni Osomatsu_Sans_Kitty
200 parte Kumpleto Mature
Well this is my diary everyone... ☆~My Achievements!~☆ #769 of Humor 3/11/18 #902 of Humor 3/10/18 #892 of Humor 3/29/18 #743 of Humor 3/31/18 #801 of Humor 4/2/18 #755 of Humor 4/6/18 #699 of Humor 4/8/18 #644 of Humor 4/9/18 #619 of Humor 4/12/18 #528 of Humor 4/13/18 #936 of Humor 4/16/18 #480 of Humor 4/18/18 #884 of Humor 4/19/18 #265 of Humor 4/21/18 #981 of Humor 4/22/18 #359 of Humor 4/23/18 #377 of Humor 4/24/18 #635 of Humor 4/27/18 #561 of Humor 5/1/18 #551 of Humor 5/3/18 #738 of Humor 5/4/18 #230 of Humor 5/5/18 #549 of Humor 5/6/18 #629 of Humor 5/10/18 #873 of Humor 5/11/18
Being The Bad Girl ni xxpoxx
17 parte Kumpleto
I didn't choose to be bad. It just...happened. I tried to be good, but after a while it got boring. What can I say? I was born to be bad and there's nothing I, nor you, can do about it. Its called having fun! Everyone should know this by now. Bad Girls aren't no Good, but at least they know how to have Fun. I have been known as Little Miss Satan practically my whole life in America. I was born in England cause of some personal reasons, but that's all for learning later. I have been to 32 different schools for bad behavior and one for moving across the world. This book reveals my story, which is cold, heart breaking, and a little happy. I'm Moe Levine And I'm glad to call myself The Bad Girl. *********** COMPLETE!!
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Our Chemistry || ✔️

14 mga parte Kumpleto

Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore

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