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Miss Sarcasm

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Sugar, spice and everything nice is not what she is made of. Sarcasm, rabbits and everything fucked up is what she is made of. She's not a Powerpuff Girl. She's a advice column girl. With her short messy hair and thick glasses, she tries to stay behind the scenes. She doesn't want to be found out by the student body and so she blends in.

        Tossing away anything flashy and cute, she is now dressed in skinny jeans and plain sweaters. She doesn't stand out in a crowd with her light brown hair and pale skin. She isn't any special until she gives out advice. She has words of wisdom until it comes to her problems. Her problem could be solved simply, but she doesn't want to follow her own advice. 

        Oh yeah, what's her problem? She has a crush who she can't utter a word to. This is a light hearted book of Andy Collins learning that her advice isn't always easy to follow.All Rights Reserved

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