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if I actually am up to it, maybe there might be one serious story in here. this is mostly because I don't wanna have to continue making separate books for my crack fics. I'm also taking requests,,if that's something you'd be interested in. Only things I won't write are smut, any ships with a minor and an adult (even if its crack fic i won't write it man) and stuff that has to do with bodily fluids (yucky), racism, incest, homo/transphobia, anything to do with rape or self-harm, and anything after any recent major political things. that is all
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