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Payne in the Ass

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Parts 37
Time 8h 2m

direction horan niall one

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody.

"I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual.

"The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life.

     ❀ WARNING ❀ 
omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH
This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xxAll Rights Reserved

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Nemily: Real Or Fake? by niallspopsicle

[RE-EDITING] Niall Horan. The only one in One Direction who hasn't had a girlfriend in a few years. Management decides to hire him a girl from America, named Emily, to date the Irish lad for two years. The two of them fly back and forth constantly to make the fake relationship look real. The fans are either claiming its real or it's fake. But the thing is, Niall and Emily don't know if they are a real relationship or a fake relationship because over time, they have one secret in common. They have both fallen in love with each other. Real love. Here is their journey. I MESSED UP THE NUMBERING SO DON'T FREAK OUT IF THE CHAPTERS SKIP A NUMBER! IM FIXING THEM! JUST A WARNING THAT THIS BOOK IS REALLY SHITTY IN MY OPINION AND ITS A MESS BUT I LIKE HOW IT TURNED OUT AND I KNOW IT DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF A PLOT LINE BUT I PURPOSEFULLY WROTE IT LIKE THAT! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAYS!!! >> Copyright @niallspopsicle ©️

If I Let You Know... [N.H.] by hotel-californiall

If I told you this story begins with a contract to be one of the members of One Direction's girlfriend, you probably wouldn't even press the 'Read' button. I wouldn't do it if I were you. But although this may look like ANOTHER "fake girlfriend" fanfic, I can promise it isn't like any other story you've read about the boys; and you won't regret pressing that orange button. And I always keep my promises. Same way I kept my promise about being Niall Horan's girlfriend for the summer. But that turned out quite differently... Copyright © All Rights Reserved The story is 100% original so the rights to it belong to me. However, I do not own the rights to any place, picture or brand featured in the story below.

One Direction Imagines by aFreakinRIDDLE

x Imagines continued in separate books for each. 19/10/16 x ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Who doesn't love the four lads, known as One Direction? One Direction are on a hiatus so I thought why not write romantic imagines about these four handsome boys (yep, they are still the same old boys to me) and keep you entertained and dreaming about your crushes. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I'm not sure if I will, but I may add mature content to a chapter but I will warn you beforehand, with the word 'STEAMY' above the chapter which pretty much sums up what is about to happen underneath the caption, then it's up to you if you want to take a dive into hot romance with your crush or miss the opportunity. Just sayin'. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I know One Direction as much as you guys, a little less or more, so don't judge me or take the imagines seriously, it's just purely imaginary. I'm not saying that it might not come true *winks* everything is possible. P.S I will add new imagines whenever I get an inspiration or feel like writing :) All the love, S.

Smile at a Stranger (1D/ Niall) by marcel__

NIALL: What in the world just happened? I choked at seeing this girl? And did a spit take when I actually got a good look at her? What the hell is wrong with me? LOUIS: I turn around because I'm sure that would have made Summer laugh. But she remains silent. Her hands are still doing something with my phone and the stereo. Her face is blank looking at Niall with her eyes slightly squinted. That's weird. Summer has laughed almost every time one of us does something funny. ZAYN: "But you're One Direction." I hear her mumble. She sighs. "And that matters because?" She doesn't need to be so insecure around us. She just needs to be herself. I know that's what Niall likes. She turns around, giving me a look and with her hands on her hips. "Do I need to explain it to you?" She says sassily. Then she giggles turning back around. HARRY: "Where do you want to go?" The way her American accent blends in with her awkwardness and sassiness is attractive. And it's also funny because Niall hasn't taken his eyes off her the whole time. Mission accepted. Niall and Summer. LIAM: I look at him with a smirk on my face. He furrows his eyebrows at me. "What?" "Summer will be here soon and with all of us busy with our interviews. I thought Niall could occupy her." Zayn squints his eyes at me and comes right up in my face. "What?" I back up laughing a bit. He backs off. "You're quite the mastermind." He gives me a nod of approval. SUMMER: Man, how are we living in a world where a normal teenage girl can't fangirl anytime and anywhere? This sucks. Please forgive the minor bad fanfic moments, such as where they meet, falling in love in a short period of time, and a couple of small character cliches.

Pretty Venom |N.H| by wdbhghoran

How you gonna say that? Take it all back. Fuckin' with my head will make my heart attack. - When Jasey Foster agrees to join her father, owner of Foster Music Management, on tour with punk band, Pretty Venom, she finds herself fighting her morals and struggling to make sense of the world around her. Niall Horan, lead guitarist in the band, faces his own struggles finding himself in the world after having to escape the life he created for himself back home. His rockstar nights are followed by hungover and dreadful days as he searches for motivation in his clouded mind. "Do I make you nervous, Jasey?" he asks, looking down to me as he takes a step closer, awaiting the answer. I step backwards from him, shaking my head. He takes another step to me. "Use your words, Jasey." I finally step towards him, raising my head to face his. "Why would you make me nervous? Why would I waste my time worrying about a rude, entitled, selfish musician who has to have his friends save him from every mistake he makes? It's no wonder you had to leave Ireland. You probably couldn't own up to your poor decisions and now that you have three people who will cover your ass from any conflict you walk into, you don't care about your recklessness because you know there will be someone to clean up the messes you make." His lips slowly turn to a grin. "There she is. Keep going. " - HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 Niall Horan AU #1 Literature #1 Writing #2 Niall #62 Niall Horan #1 Niall Horan Fanfi #1 Band #1 One Direction STARTED MARCH 2021 ENDED JULY 2022

In The Right Direction (Directions Trilogy #1) by my_names_skyler

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Niall Horan and Juliet (1D) by NotDrugs_HoranHugs

This is not like 'Romeo and Juliet' because its better. They dont confess their love and die. They dont have to hide their love from their familys. They dont have to not be together. Its not like that. But their love is stronger than Romeo and Juliet. What tragedy does happen? Who gets hurt? Why did I call this Niall Horan and Juliet? Read to find out my sexy nugget!;) WARNING: Heated scenes, no detailed sex, and no teen pregnancy. I want this fanific 100% SaveMe_or_BreakMe. No ones help. On my own. The cover, the chapters, all of it. © ** There is a hacker going around on wattpad and messing with peoples accounts. If there is anything offensive or inapropriate or out of the ordinary... it's not me.

Thank the Radio. by bagobsessed

In this One Direction fanfic. We meet a Radio hosts with nothing really happening in her life. She does the same old thing hang out with her bestfriends, work, and college. Pretty simple until one day her producers gets her a surprise by getting her to interview a certain band known as One Direction. Everything changes will her super hot best friend Kyle try to stop it? And how will she react seeing Liam again? Most importantly how will all this turn out? does she realize that Kyle loves her way more than a friend when she starts to fall for a band member?

You've Got That One Thing (One Direction Romance) by anchorsahoy

{DONT READ MY FIRST FANFIC AND ITS BAD YOU'LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE IF YOU READ. PROCEED WITH CAUTION} Have you ever been forced to go somewhere? You refuse to go, but go anyway. Then you end up being thankful for going? Imagine being Sam. She hates One Direction, but her roommates think otherwise. They are obsessed with them. After being forced into going to a One Direction Concert, Sam runs into the one and only Niall Horan. You'd think everything from then on is good right? Wrong. Harry Styles falls in love with Sam after a game of truth or dare. I guess you can say from then on, life isn't the same. That's right... love, romance, flings, death, and fear strike the lives of 12 teenagers. Who makes it out alive?

I hate One Direction! by Harrry_Styiles_

Hiii... this is a fanfiction of One Direction ..... I'm a Directioner myself and I looove 1D I know that not everyone likes them but I think that they're the most perfect humans ever!! :) Soooo...yes I wrote this fanfiction because I know what every fangirl is feeling but yezzz nevermind I hope you like it and yess...leave a comment bellow and tell me how you liked it or vote it or idk ...do whatever you want..... you can also tell a friend to read it....it means so much to me that you read it and I hope you like it.... #Directioner4ever sooooo let's gooo :) :D you can also follow my Twitter --->> https://twitter.com/Harrry_Styiles_

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In The Right Direction (Directions Trilogy #1) cover

Niall Horan and Juliet (1D) cover

Thank the Radio. cover

You've Got That One Thing (One Direction Romance) cover

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Nemily: Real Or Fake?

[RE-EDITING] Niall Horan. The only one in One Direction who hasn't had a girlfriend in a few years. Management decides to hire him a girl from America, named Emily, to date the Irish lad for two years. The two of them fly back and forth constantly to make the fake relationship look real. The fans are either claiming its real or it's fake. But the thing is, Niall and Emily don't know if they are a real relationship or a fake relationship because over time, they have one secret in common. They have both fallen in love with each other. Real love. Here is their journey. I MESSED UP THE NUMBERING SO DON'T FREAK OUT IF THE CHAPTERS SKIP A NUMBER! IM FIXING THEM! JUST A WARNING THAT THIS BOOK IS REALLY SHITTY IN MY OPINION AND ITS A MESS BUT I LIKE HOW IT TURNED OUT AND I KNOW IT DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF A PLOT LINE BUT I PURPOSEFULLY WROTE IT LIKE THAT! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAYS!!! >> Copyright @niallspopsicle ©️