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Payne in the Ass

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Parts 37
Time 8h 2m

direction horan niall one

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody.

"I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual.

"The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life.

     ❀ WARNING ❀ 
omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH
This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xxAll Rights Reserved

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If I Let You Know... [N.H.] by hotel-californiall

If I told you this story begins with a contract to be one of the members of One Direction's girlfriend, you probably wouldn't even press the 'Read' button. I wouldn't do it if I were you. But although this may look like ANOTHER "fake girlfriend" fanfic, I can promise it isn't like any other story you've read about the boys; and you won't regret pressing that orange button. And I always keep my promises. Same way I kept my promise about being Niall Horan's girlfriend for the summer. But that turned out quite differently... Copyright © All Rights Reserved The story is 100% original so the rights to it belong to me. However, I do not own the rights to any place, picture or brand featured in the story below.

Smile at a Stranger (1D/ Niall) by marcel__

NIALL: What in the world just happened? I choked at seeing this girl? And did a spit take when I actually got a good look at her? What the hell is wrong with me? LOUIS: I turn around because I'm sure that would have made Summer laugh. But she remains silent. Her hands are still doing something with my phone and the stereo. Her face is blank looking at Niall with her eyes slightly squinted. That's weird. Summer has laughed almost every time one of us does something funny. ZAYN: "But you're One Direction." I hear her mumble. She sighs. "And that matters because?" She doesn't need to be so insecure around us. She just needs to be herself. I know that's what Niall likes. She turns around, giving me a look and with her hands on her hips. "Do I need to explain it to you?" She says sassily. Then she giggles turning back around. HARRY: "Where do you want to go?" The way her American accent blends in with her awkwardness and sassiness is attractive. And it's also funny because Niall hasn't taken his eyes off her the whole time. Mission accepted. Niall and Summer. LIAM: I look at him with a smirk on my face. He furrows his eyebrows at me. "What?" "Summer will be here soon and with all of us busy with our interviews. I thought Niall could occupy her." Zayn squints his eyes at me and comes right up in my face. "What?" I back up laughing a bit. He backs off. "You're quite the mastermind." He gives me a nod of approval. SUMMER: Man, how are we living in a world where a normal teenage girl can't fangirl anytime and anywhere? This sucks. Please forgive the minor bad fanfic moments, such as where they meet, falling in love in a short period of time, and a couple of small character cliches.

Up All Night ➸ One Direction [ EDITING as of June 2020 ] by Carefree2222

"It wasn't like I was a hater or anything, I just had better things to do than stalk One Direction's Twitter and Facebook page." Ella Strauss once said. She walked around the mall aimlessly in search of an outfit. The last thing she expected was to be trapped in a store with One Direction. Ella was so sure she wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible, but as time went by, she started to enjoy herself with the boys. From Twitter Trends to hate messages, her life changed. But who cares? Ella was having the time of her life. She gets tossed into the world of carrots, mirrors, food, spoons, pussies, and much, much more. [Cover created by HopeSilver] Undergoing some edits but is *completed*

Niall Horan and Juliet (1D) by NotDrugs_HoranHugs

This is not like 'Romeo and Juliet' because its better. They dont confess their love and die. They dont have to hide their love from their familys. They dont have to not be together. Its not like that. But their love is stronger than Romeo and Juliet. What tragedy does happen? Who gets hurt? Why did I call this Niall Horan and Juliet? Read to find out my sexy nugget!;) WARNING: Heated scenes, no detailed sex, and no teen pregnancy. I want this fanific 100% SaveMe_or_BreakMe. No ones help. On my own. The cover, the chapters, all of it. © ** There is a hacker going around on wattpad and messing with peoples accounts. If there is anything offensive or inapropriate or out of the ordinary... it's not me.

In The Right Direction (Directions Trilogy #1) by my_names_skyler

One Direction fanfic :) Written By: Ms_Tomlinson91 MrsLexiStyles BrittanyWilson1 COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK :) Thanks loves <3 Love you <3 <3

The Randomness Book Of A Directioner by lethargictommo

This is a directioner fanbook that is filled with crazy, funny, and weird things!!!!! Aren't we crazy mofos right?!? : p

One Direction Imagines by aFreakinRIDDLE

x Imagines continued in separate books for each. 19/10/16 x ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Who doesn't love the four lads, known as One Direction? One Direction are on a hiatus so I thought why not write romantic imagines about these four handsome boys (yep, they are still the same old boys to me) and keep you entertained and dreaming about your crushes. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I'm not sure if I will, but I may add mature content to a chapter but I will warn you beforehand, with the word 'STEAMY' above the chapter which pretty much sums up what is about to happen underneath the caption, then it's up to you if you want to take a dive into hot romance with your crush or miss the opportunity. Just sayin'. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I know One Direction as much as you guys, a little less or more, so don't judge me or take the imagines seriously, it's just purely imaginary. I'm not saying that it might not come true *winks* everything is possible. P.S I will add new imagines whenever I get an inspiration or feel like writing :) All the love, S.

I hate One Direction! by Harrry_Styiles_

Hiii... this is a fanfiction of One Direction ..... I'm a Directioner myself and I looove 1D I know that not everyone likes them but I think that they're the most perfect humans ever!! :) Soooo...yes I wrote this fanfiction because I know what every fangirl is feeling but yezzz nevermind I hope you like it and yess...leave a comment bellow and tell me how you liked it or vote it or idk ...do whatever you want..... you can also tell a friend to read it....it means so much to me that you read it and I hope you like it.... #Directioner4ever sooooo let's gooo :) :D you can also follow my Twitter --->> https://twitter.com/Harrry_Styiles_

Summer Love [One Direction] by xoxgracie

*This is my first fan fiction, therefore it is cheesy and it sucks. My other fan fiction, Little White Lies, is a lot better. I would delete this one, but then i'd loose like 90 votes. So yeah.* There are two girls and one guy; Both Alex Smyth and Tara Forni have their eyes on the dreamy one and only Harry Styles. But, what happens when Tara moves next door to the boys in LA? With Alex and Tara fighting over Harry; only one will win. Who will win the battle? And, is losing all that bad when there are 4 other band members? It all started with One Beach. One Dream. And of course, One Direction.

Jay Cee El by HisPrincess6996

BOOK 1: After the help from her family, Liz decides to audition for The X Factor USA. Singing has been her passion and this was her chance to discover the world of singing. Though after getting past the auditions, she discovers the world of being put together in a group of strangers. Both Caitlin and Julie are complete opposite of each other, so when Liz get's thrown into the mix it's an even bigger mess. Trying to overcome their small quarrels is hard enough to do without the pressing of being in a singing competition. The three girls are so different, and yet, their fates are intertwined the day Simon puts the three together. Though his judgment has worked well in the past, will it work for three girls with little in common? On the other side of the world, a well known boy band was having their own problems. With one fifths of the band going through an emotional time, how could they possibly be the once great One Direction, and how could they become the band they were destined to be? With Niall Horan's mental health needing to be put first, the four other boys don't know just how to react. But when he somehow stumbles upon a tweet about Liz and her band mates, his entire world changes. Not only his, but Harry Styles' as well. During the year of 2012, he's known for being the flirt and the ladies man. Can he capture the heart of another flirtatious girl, otherwise known as Julie. And when Louis Tomlinson develops feelings for Caitlin, what will that result be? Nobody knows exactly what could happen when these two bands collide, but one thing they know is that the world will never be the way it was before. © Copyright 2015

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In The Right Direction (Directions Trilogy #1) cover

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One Direction Imagines cover

I hate One Direction! cover

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If I Let You Know... [N.H.]

If I told you this story begins with a contract to be one of the members of One Direction's girlfriend, you probably wouldn't even press the 'Read' button. I wouldn't do it if I were you. But although this may look like ANOTHER "fake girlfriend" fanfic, I can promise it isn't like any other story you've read about the boys; and you won't regret pressing that orange button. And I always keep my promises. Same way I kept my promise about being Niall Horan's girlfriend for the summer. But that turned out quite differently... Copyright © All Rights Reserved The story is 100% original so the rights to it belong to me. However, I do not own the rights to any place, picture or brand featured in the story below.