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Payne in the Ass

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Reads 2,005,725
Votes 35,152
Parts 37
Time 8h 2m

direction horan niall one

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody.

"I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual.

"The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life.

     ❀ WARNING ❀ 
omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH
This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xxAll Rights Reserved

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You've Got That One Thing (One Direction Romance) by anchorsahoy

{DONT READ MY FIRST FANFIC AND ITS BAD YOU'LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE IF YOU READ. PROCEED WITH CAUTION} Have you ever been forced to go somewhere? You refuse to go, but go anyway. Then you end up being thankful for going? Imagine being Sam. She hates One Direction, but her roommates think otherwise. They are obsessed with them. After being forced into going to a One Direction Concert, Sam runs into the one and only Niall Horan. You'd think everything from then on is good right? Wrong. Harry Styles falls in love with Sam after a game of truth or dare. I guess you can say from then on, life isn't the same. That's right... love, romance, flings, death, and fear strike the lives of 12 teenagers. Who makes it out alive?

The Horan Twins (A Niall Horan fanfic/Zayn Malik love story) by psycho_smooch

A/N: I wrote this book when I was 10 years old so beware of cringe. 👫👫👫 What would you do if you were taken by four teenagers? Well, you mostly scream, try to get away from them or call for help. But what if these four teenagers were famous, always been admired and you realize your twin/brother is friends with them? And if you realize you're stuck going on tour with them, fall in love with one and your brother's against it? My name is Hannah and I'm a normal 17 year-old girl. I've been homeschooled all my life and more than half of the world doesn't know I exist. Why? Well I don't call myself by my real name, obviously. I go by the name Alison Green and almost everyone I meet confuses me with Niall Horan. But I guess that's not much of a surprise. 👫👫👫 Hannah Jane Horan was always a normal 17 year-old girl. Always helping her dad to buy groceries, everyday greeting her brothers by first light and of course following rules (no matter how crappy they can be!). However, since the day her older twin auditioned for the X Factor and won a place in a band (One Direction), she always had to hide her true identity. But when a small misunderstanding occurred when a Limousine hit her, her life was never the same again ...

Dumb Fanfiction Moments by narrynipplez

Just doing some dumb fanfic moments. Please don't take these offensive! thank you! STORY COMPLETED. Most of this is about one direction because most of those fanfics are crazy! Don't get mad or offended about these! This is suppose to be a laugh. HA! thanks!

The Randomness Book Of A Directioner by lethargictommo

This is a directioner fanbook that is filled with crazy, funny, and weird things!!!!! Aren't we crazy mofos right?!? : p

Summer Love [One Direction] by xoxgracie

*This is my first fan fiction, therefore it is cheesy and it sucks. My other fan fiction, Little White Lies, is a lot better. I would delete this one, but then i'd loose like 90 votes. So yeah.* There are two girls and one guy; Both Alex Smyth and Tara Forni have their eyes on the dreamy one and only Harry Styles. But, what happens when Tara moves next door to the boys in LA? With Alex and Tara fighting over Harry; only one will win. Who will win the battle? And, is losing all that bad when there are 4 other band members? It all started with One Beach. One Dream. And of course, One Direction.

Smile at a Stranger (1D/ Niall) by marcel__

NIALL: What in the world just happened? I choked at seeing this girl? And did a spit take when I actually got a good look at her? What the hell is wrong with me? LOUIS: I turn around because I'm sure that would have made Summer laugh. But she remains silent. Her hands are still doing something with my phone and the stereo. Her face is blank looking at Niall with her eyes slightly squinted. That's weird. Summer has laughed almost every time one of us does something funny. ZAYN: "But you're One Direction." I hear her mumble. She sighs. "And that matters because?" She doesn't need to be so insecure around us. She just needs to be herself. I know that's what Niall likes. She turns around, giving me a look and with her hands on her hips. "Do I need to explain it to you?" She says sassily. Then she giggles turning back around. HARRY: "Where do you want to go?" The way her American accent blends in with her awkwardness and sassiness is attractive. And it's also funny because Niall hasn't taken his eyes off her the whole time. Mission accepted. Niall and Summer. LIAM: I look at him with a smirk on my face. He furrows his eyebrows at me. "What?" "Summer will be here soon and with all of us busy with our interviews. I thought Niall could occupy her." Zayn squints his eyes at me and comes right up in my face. "What?" I back up laughing a bit. He backs off. "You're quite the mastermind." He gives me a nod of approval. SUMMER: Man, how are we living in a world where a normal teenage girl can't fangirl anytime and anywhere? This sucks. Please forgive the minor bad fanfic moments, such as where they meet, falling in love in a short period of time, and a couple of small character cliches.

Leprechaun (Niall Horan x reader) by jessy_writess

Ever fantasized what life would be like with the dreamiest, cutest, and kindest of the One Direction guys would be like? Well then this story is for you! Read this hopefully amusing fanfic with Niall x reader where the plot twists will leave you gasping like the paparazzi! Hope you enjoy!

Nemily: Real Or Fake? by niallspopsicle

[RE-EDITING] Niall Horan. The only one in One Direction who hasn't had a girlfriend in a few years. Management decides to hire him a girl from America, named Emily, to date the Irish lad for two years. The two of them fly back and forth constantly to make the fake relationship look real. The fans are either claiming its real or it's fake. But the thing is, Niall and Emily don't know if they are a real relationship or a fake relationship because over time, they have one secret in common. They have both fallen in love with each other. Real love. Here is their journey. I MESSED UP THE NUMBERING SO DON'T FREAK OUT IF THE CHAPTERS SKIP A NUMBER! IM FIXING THEM! JUST A WARNING THAT THIS BOOK IS REALLY SHITTY IN MY OPINION AND ITS A MESS BUT I LIKE HOW IT TURNED OUT AND I KNOW IT DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF A PLOT LINE BUT I PURPOSEFULLY WROTE IT LIKE THAT! I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT ANYWAYS!!! >> Copyright @niallspopsicle ©️

I hate One Direction! by Harrry_Styiles_

Hiii... this is a fanfiction of One Direction ..... I'm a Directioner myself and I looove 1D I know that not everyone likes them but I think that they're the most perfect humans ever!! :) Soooo...yes I wrote this fanfiction because I know what every fangirl is feeling but yezzz nevermind I hope you like it and yess...leave a comment bellow and tell me how you liked it or vote it or idk ...do whatever you want..... you can also tell a friend to read it....it means so much to me that you read it and I hope you like it.... #Directioner4ever sooooo let's gooo :) :D you can also follow my Twitter --->> https://twitter.com/Harrry_Styiles_

Thank the Radio. by bagobsessed

In this One Direction fanfic. We meet a Radio hosts with nothing really happening in her life. She does the same old thing hang out with her bestfriends, work, and college. Pretty simple until one day her producers gets her a surprise by getting her to interview a certain band known as One Direction. Everything changes will her super hot best friend Kyle try to stop it? And how will she react seeing Liam again? Most importantly how will all this turn out? does she realize that Kyle loves her way more than a friend when she starts to fall for a band member?

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You've Got That One Thing (One Direction Romance) cover

The Horan Twins (A Niall Horan fanfic/Zayn Malik love story) cover

Dumb Fanfiction Moments cover

The Randomness Book Of A Directioner cover

Summer Love [One Direction] cover

Smile at a Stranger (1D/ Niall) cover

Leprechaun (Niall Horan x reader) cover

Nemily: Real Or Fake? cover

I hate One Direction! cover

Thank the Radio. cover

You've Got That One Thing (One Direction Romance)

{DONT READ MY FIRST FANFIC AND ITS BAD YOU'LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE IF YOU READ. PROCEED WITH CAUTION} Have you ever been forced to go somewhere? You refuse to go, but go anyway. Then you end up being thankful for going? Imagine being Sam. She hates One Direction, but her roommates think otherwise. They are obsessed with them. After being forced into going to a One Direction Concert, Sam runs into the one and only Niall Horan. You'd think everything from then on is good right? Wrong. Harry Styles falls in love with Sam after a game of truth or dare. I guess you can say from then on, life isn't the same. That's right... love, romance, flings, death, and fear strike the lives of 12 teenagers. Who makes it out alive?