Payne in the Ass
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three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody.
"I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual.
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omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH
This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx
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