"I'll have French fries with ketchup on the side, but NO POTATOES for this guy!" Inspired by a true story about the author's nephew, NO POTATOES! is a children's story that follows Gryff, a blue-eyed, curly-headed, 4-year old boy, and his grandpaw, "Poppa Tot", in discovering what his favorite foods are made out of! Will Gryff discover that he might actually like potatoes? Who knows? (There are key illustrations that are not present that help the text along that are important to the story-telling. I.e. Gryff surfing on a giant hash brown. Or Gryff splashing in a giant bowl of chowder. And Gryff catapulting a large spoon of mashed potatoes (white mush).)