The Pot and Kettle
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This story is based on the song 'The Pot and Kettle' by The Rumjacks. It made me laugh so hard when I heard it that I just had to put it in literary form. This is an insult battle between two cooking utensils. I hope it makes you laugh as hard as I did while writing it.
Warning: It does contain curse words, nothing to drastic, but they are there.
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