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The Pot and Kettle

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Reads 7
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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

funny irishmusic rumjacks shortstory song songbased

This story is based on the song 'The Pot and Kettle' by The Rumjacks. It made me laugh so hard when I heard it that I just had to put it in literary form. This is an insult battle between two cooking utensils. I hope it makes you laugh as hard as I did while writing it. 

Warning: It does contain curse words, nothing to drastic, but they are there.All Rights Reserved

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The Pot and Kettle
Wed, Mar 3, 2021

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The Pot and Kettle
Wed, Mar 3, 2021

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