Edward Elric teaches at Hogwarts. HE'S A WHAT! (three shot)

after receiving a strange letter assigned to Van Honenheim, Führer Mustang-Elric calls the closest person and does the next best thing. he sends his husband Edward Mustang-Elric on a year long mission in Hogwarts as an alchemy professor. Ed tried to get out of going but even pulling the Our child just turned four card, still has to go. what awaits him at this strange school. now that he is dealing with pink toads, a Alphonse look alike, and mischief in the form of two twins and befriending a Snape nobody knows, but be ready hes taking over.

I'm so bad at descriptions, this is going to be a three shot. Enjoy!