The Cereal Dialogues - Mae Gardner - Wattpad

The Cereal Dialogues

Reads 32
Votes 6
Parts 1
Time 6m

Reads 32
Votes 6
Parts 1
Time 6m

argument cereal debate discussion food funny humor intellectual intellectuals milk soup text texting

A rousing, real-life text debate between two intellectuals about whether or not cereal is a soup. Yes, this conversation actually happened. Yes, we were serious. Yes, this will be the best thing you will ever read in your entire life.

Both parties involved are Wattpad authors. Obviously. Who else would have a debate about cereal?

"Egg" is me, @MaesterEgg. I do not think cereal is a soup.
"Nerd" is my irl bud, @The_Story_Nerd. He thinks cereal is a soup. Weirdo.
We are the most dynamic dynamic duo you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.

*Emojis and a few unrelated side comments are omitted for the sake of flow. Otherwise, this is the real deal B)All Rights Reserved

argument cereal debate discussion food funny humor intellectual intellectuals milk soup text texting

Table of contents

Is Cereal a Soup?
Tue, Jan 12, 2021

1 part

Is Cereal a Soup?
Tue, Jan 12, 2021

Sign up to add The Cereal Dialogues to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔ by NewWriterBug

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY. So go read it and find out!

Fake Number by GraceingYourPresence

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...

Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

Coffee & Cats | ✔ by taledust

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

Love on the Line by mtfreeman

"Have you ever been in love?" "...Wow. That's pretty deep for 20 questions, don't you think Lassie?" "That's not an answer. You're stalling." "Okay okay you caught me." "So, have you?" "No, I haven't. But I think I could be soon."

𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 ♥ by treatmelikeaslutxoxo

idk i get bored easily and i love to write when i get bored so this is what comes out of my boredom. it may not get updated often because i have #adhd and i will have phases where i forget that this exists and then post tons and tons of them, its my hyperfixation. but like i do like to try my best and update alot. there may be quite a few spelling mistakes or bad grammar but i'm dyslexic so i struggle sometimes with my wording and my spelling. i am also very british so if any word sounds british it probably is because i don't really know how american's speak, even though they don't really speak any different to british people lmao anyways i'm gonna stop rambling and just hope that you enjoy these :)

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ by sage_reed

❝what was your first clue?❞ * Copyright © 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

Terrible Writing Advice // Wattpad Anime "critique" by Pita_the_Bread

Here you'll learn how to become a master of the art of writing fanfiction. These tutorials are 100% approved by the Herd mentality that poisons this platform. Rest assured! I guarantee you'll become one of the most esteemed writers around here, with ideas never seen before...well... except the other few hundreds that do the same stuff. BOTTOM LINE! Follow this guide and you too can become the most bland and unoriginal guy on Wattpad. You're welcome! Disclaimer:SARCASM in pula mea! Do not take this seriously! And yes, I'm making a parody after a channel of the same name on YouTube.

INTERVIEW STUDIO! (ON HOLD) by palak1106

I'll be interviewing writers to get little insights of their personal as well as wattpad life. We are #8 in questionandanswers

You may also like

Slide 1 of 9

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔ cover

Fake Number cover

Tyler Talk [Complete] cover

Coffee & Cats | ✔ cover

Love on the Line cover

𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 ♥ cover

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ cover

Terrible Writing Advice // Wattpad Anime "critique" cover

INTERVIEW STUDIO! (ON HOLD) cover

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY. So go read it and find out!