"Sorry, Wrong Number." ~ Wrong Number Fic ~ Marvel Universe ~ Irondad Spiderson
- Reads 18,255
- Votes 810
- Parts 6
Ongoing27m
Last published Thu, Feb 25, 2021
"I once only ate cookie dough and energy drinks for a whole week to see what would happen.."
"What happened?"
"..well I can safely say I'm still alive!"
"..."
"..it didn't end well.."
"..."
"I am now banned from a hospital."
"How's that even possible?"
"I know right!?"
"If anything THAT should be illegal."
"Not setting fire to the hospital kitchen."
"And before you say anything, it was an ACCIDENT!"
"But CATHY was too worried about her stupid cookies!"
"She banned me without letting me get a chance to explain myself!"
"And she just had to be the head doctor there, didn't she?"
"I mean what happens if I'm like stabbed but I can't go the fricken hospital."
"Like there I am bleeding out at the hospital doors asking to be treated"
"and like Cathy and her stupid face is in the way yelling about her burnt cookies"
"Do you get stabbed often?"
"What?"
"Out of my entire rant, that's what you pick up on?"
"What about Cathy and her stupid cookies?"
"I don't give a damn about Cathy."
"Do"
"You"
"Get"
"Stabbed"
"Often?"
"*awkward chuckle*, would you look at that time for dinner"
"Bye mister, thanks for listening to my rants!"
"Wait kid!"
"You didn't answer my question!"
"Kid!"
"It's 3 in the morning why are you having dinner now?"
"Kid?"
All Rights Reserved
#210
thehulk
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Avengers - Tony's little sister
She has always stood in the shadow of her brother never been able to show her wiseness to her father. But when time threatens she slowly comes out from her shadow and into the light but when she comes into the light she finds herself in the hands of Hydra and her brother's weakness ------- " Tony I'm tired of being in your shadow." " Casandra it's for the best you could get hurt" Tears suddenly began streaming down her face "no brother I'm already hurt! I have no heart anymore! He took a knife and cut it out!" His eyes became wide with realisation and anger began to rise " I know" Tony said so low he thought nobody heard ------ Warning ⚠️. My use of words might be a little overwhelming. I love the Avengers and I thought I would write a story about them and you might recognise some of the scenes from Avengers 1 and 2 but some of the scenes with a little twist. Hope you enjoy reading it! I am discontinuing the story as I don't have any creativity left for this story and also it's been so long since I wrote on it so I have kinda forgotten about it over time. Well if you would like to continue the story please write to me and we can find something out.Complete
Haven't I given enough? Given enough.
"Kid you don't have to do this." I spin my head around, all the Avengers are behind me. It's like a photo... a perfect photo. Their stances match perfectly with the view and the sky. The golden hour light spills over the rooftop like a toppled glass of orange juice. "Friday told me where you are, your heart-rate. Peter, we can help." "No." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The story without the happy ending. TW: Suicide attempt Suicide Self-Harm Depression Anxiety Self hate. Begin the story at what Peter believed was the end of his life, and end it at what actually was. Playlist - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/20XExUeeR3ibOk9JwznFvA?si=2vbFglf7Sw-sH-mM5IyNzg ☹︎☻︎ All characters belong to Marvel Studios, I don't own any characters.Complete
Peter's Find
One night Peter ends up doing Bucky's patrol for the night since he was on a mission. While on patrol, he finds something that he didn't intend to find. In the next hour, he becomes attached to what he finds and realizes that he can't bear to leave them. So he takes his find back to the compound, much to the surprise of the Avengers. What did he find exactly? A green-eyed toddler by the name of Adley Lewis. Story Info: TITLE: Peter's Find NAME: Adley Victoria Lewis FAMILY: MOM- dead- Adelle Lewis DAD- dead- never knew him May Parker- adopted mother Harold "Happy" Hogan"- adopted father Peter Parker- adopted brother Natasha Romanoff- godmother Steve Rogers- godfather Tony Stark- Godfather AGE: 4 BIRTHDAY: April 16 PHYSICAL FEATURES: Small- ( about the size of a three year old) Weight: about 25 pounds Height: 2'5" tall Really curly reddish brown hair Green eyes Have a birthmark on her inner arm that looks like a paint splotch NICKNAMES: Tony calls her Kiddo, Tiny Tot or Kiddie Steve calls you Babygirl Nat calls her Sweet Girl Peter calls her Jellybean Pietro calls her Princessa Wanda calls her Angel Bucky calls her Dolly Thor calls her Tinkerbell Loki calls her Pet Clint calls her Hummingbird (because she's small and you have a lot of energy) or Kiddie Pepper calls her Hunny May calls her Baby Happy Calls her Ladybug Sam calls her Little Mama Bruce calls her little one Yelena calls her Ки́са - Kisa (кошечка - koshechka) (Kitty/kitten in russian) EXTRAS: She also has ADHD which causes her to be really hyper and have problems focusing. Get upset easily and start getting upset -move her hands a lot, whine and move around a lot UPDATE SCHEDULE: One a week- Fridays or SaturdaysComplete
Are You A Spy? - A Wrong Number Fan Fiction
!Cover Change! What will happen when Peter Parker accidentally texts Natasha Romanoff? Will she figure out he's the vigilante Spider-Man? If so how will she respond? How long will it take Peter to figure out his new friend is the infamous Black Widow? What will he do when the Avengers are sent out to capture/recruit him? Read to find out! -A/N- I do not own anything marvel, and this is my first open-to-the-public fan fiction. I also do not own the cover art, but I believe the artist name is on there, so credit to them! P.S. So if you would be interested in reading my other fanfic, please let me know. It's another Marvel fanfic, but with my own OC in it. Nods to her will be in this story! #1 IN BLACKWIDOW!!!!!!!!!! (11/26/20) YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! #1 in spiderman!!!!! (6/15/21) YAY!! #1 in Spiderson!!! (5/8/21) #1 in wrongnumber!! (12/1/20) #5 in Avengers!!!! (6/19/21) #1 in Ironman! (8/25/21) #8 in tonystark! (6/19/21) #2 in peterparker! (8/9/21) #1 in hulk (6/19/21) #64 in Hawkeye (12/1/20) #1 in Brucebanter!! (4/26/21) #11 in clintasha (11/30/20) #75 in clintbarton (12/1/20) #98 in natasharadmanoff (12/1/20)Complete![Snakebite | Avengers: Endgame [8]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/241679682-256-k615169.jpg)
Snakebite | Avengers: Endgame [8]
"I retired from that life. I don't even have my suit anymore, the feds took it when I went under house arrest," - After her team was torn apart by a thick packet of paper, Ellie Barton was placed under house arrest. She hoped, that when it was all over, she could live a normal life and raise her daughter. But, of course, life won't allow that. The day before she gets released, a magician opens a portal and she's dragged right back into the hero life. She didn't want it of course. But the universe needed her. So she fought. Maybe not as hard as she could've. - "You know, I'd offer to cook you dinner, but you seem pretty miserable already," I looked over to see Steve leaned against the doorway. "It's today, isn't it?" He asked. "Bingo, Rogers. She would've been 8 today," I said. "You here to do your laundry?" I asked, standing back up and pulling out two mugs. "I'm here to see some friends," He said. "Clearly your friends are fine," I said, grabbing the mugs and we moved to the council room. - Disclaimer - I don't own any of the rights to the characters or the plotlines, except for Ellie and my ideas. Book 3 of 3 in the Snakebite Sub-Series Book 8 of the Unsung Heroes SeriesComplete
Orphan X avengers wrong number
Y/n is an orphan mutant, her powers first showed When she was 2 and is now 13. She doesn't Have full control of her powers. She has powers or controlling electricity and power. Her abusive guardian and crippling mental health doesn't make it any easier to control them. what will happen when she accidentally texts an avenger thinking it was her best friend Mj? As usual I suck at descriptions- TWs -abuse -suicidal thoughts -sh and gore -foul Language Steve wouldn't approve of -Eating disorder -mention and triggers of SA -panic/anxiety attacks I DO NOT OWN MARVEL OR SNY CHARACTERS (except for Y/N and OC's) Once again this is just a story I use for coping for my dying mental health and trauma. COVER ISNT MINE EITHER CREDIT TO PINTEREST FOR IT Started: 8th September 2022 Finished: 22nd October 2022 Highest ranks 🥇 #nattasharomanoff 🥇 #yelenabelova 🥇 #captainamerica 🥇 #avengers 🥇 #hawkeye #2 in Brucebanner 🥇 #ironmann #3 in Pietromaximoff #2 in clinttbarton #2 in buckyybarnes #16 in mutant #3 in wintersoldierComplete![Avengers X Reader: Welcome to the Avengers [HEAVY EDITING REQUIRED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/48242481-256-k906439.jpg)
Avengers X Reader: Welcome to the Avengers [HEAVY EDITING REQUIRED]
"I woke up in a hospital that looked more high technical than a normal hospital. 'Maybe I'm in America again.' I shot straight up and I saw a Nurse run in. She smiled. "Ms. Jones please sit down." I sat back down realizing that I was standing. "How did I get to America?" She was still smiling in that creepy way "Well your mom brought you here" I looked at her and got up and looked her dead in the eye "that woman IS NOT my mom. WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!" I screamed at her. She just flinched and I walked outside and ran to the outside world. Everything around me was so different from before. I started panicking when a Black man in a full black outfit and an eyepatch came up to me "Ms. Jones.... Welcome to 2010." " WELCOME TO THE AVENGERS! READER INSERT *COMPLETED*Complete
Broken - Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Y/N Y/LN has been part of the Avengers since the start, she's battled against Loki, Ultron and Hydra. Now the team is her family and everybody loves her. One day the whole team disappears for a mission, half of them come back the next day, two weeks later the rest of the team, minus one. No one wants to tell her what happened. Steve Rogers, her best friend, comes back three whole months later, with a new guy: Steve's childhood best friend Bucky. That's when she finds out that her family has been in a Civil War, all because of Bucky. Tony still can't see past the Winter Soldier, but Y/N can't help but see the broken man full of pain and empty of memories. - For the sake of my own sanity in this story Infinity War and Endgame do not happen. Also Pietro didn't die, Asgard did not get blown up and Loki is an Avenger. Scott also is an Avenger so let's pretend Cassie and her mother and the Pym family all live in New York :) - "You shouldn't be here..." he says quietly. He's still avoiding your question, so instead you ask "Why not?" "I could hurt you..." he says in a small, sad voice that breaks your heart. "Would you hurt me?" you ask. He frowns and almost immediately says "of course not" still very quietly. You give him a reassuring smile and say "Then I'm not worried." he finally looks up at you and gives you a small smile. - This was my first story so I'm sorry if the writing is not too good, I got better I promise. Also, English is my third language but I always try my best, if you find mistakes I missed, feel free to point them out. - #38 in avengersfanfiction 01/08/2024 - I do not own any characters except for Y/N and any other character of my creation, all the rights belong to Marvel.Complete
Avenge the Fallen (Avengers Fan Fiction #2)
Boom. The city of Chicago went up in flames, consumed by the nuclear bomb particles floating in the sky. It was gone in a matter of seconds. Obliterated. The screams silenced and all that could be heard was the explosion as it swept the land. The Avengers were tired. Bleeding. Lost. Torn to shreds inside with guilt. I didn't really take time to appreciate everything I had until it was gone. Now, we were on the run with nothing but each other. The government blamed us as a cover, but we carried the guilt. Not them. We tried to save the city and failed miserably. Who were the people really going to believe, though? The government who supported them through everything, or the Avengers with an old nuclear arms dealer on their team? It didn't matter anymore. We had to clear our names before Loki got out of hand. The worst part? He's gathered a team. The best part? We have something he doesn't. Determination to avenge the fallen. Book 2 of 3 *I do not own anything Marvel, except for two characters, some villains, and the plot. Please enjoy! *Cover by the amazing @-verdant-!Complete
Maya Stark
• Maya Stark • Daughter of Tony Stark • Avenger • Fighter • Badass • Sarcastic Asshole • ___________________________________________ 'I may have a problem,' Parker said, getting to my locker. 'And why does that problem concern me?' I ask, putting some books in my locker. 'Ned found out I'm Spiderman,' he said. 'So?' I ask. 'So...I may have... maybe... accidentally... told him...who you were...' he said. I froze and turned to look at him. 'You did what?' I ask. 'I'm sorry,' Parker said. 'It just...it slipped out and then he knew. I can't exactly take it back, can I?' 'Parker,' I sigh, closing my eyes. I make sure I get in touch with my emotions before opening them again. 'So now Ned knows each of our secrets? Is this guy trustworthy?' 'I think so...' Parker said. He did not seem convinced. 'Just talk to him and like threaten him or something. He's probably terrified of you.' 'He's somewhere behind you waiting for you to give him some signal to come over here, right?' From Maya Stark, Spiderman: Homecoming ___________________________________________ Avengers: Age of Ultron - Multiverse of MadnessComplete
She has always stood in the shadow of her brother never been able to show her wiseness to her father. But when time threatens she slowly comes out from her shadow and into the light but when she comes into the light she finds herself in the hands of Hydra and her brother's weakness ------- " Tony I'm tired of being in your shadow." " Casandra it's for the best you could get hurt" Tears suddenly began streaming down her face "no brother I'm already hurt! I have no heart anymore! He took a knife and cut it out!" His eyes became wide with realisation and anger began to rise " I know" Tony said so low he thought nobody heard ------ Warning ⚠️. My use of words might be a little overwhelming. I love the Avengers and I thought I would write a story about them and you might recognise some of the scenes from Avengers 1 and 2 but some of the scenes with a little twist. Hope you enjoy reading it! I am discontinuing the story as I don't have any creativity left for this story and also it's been so long since I wrote on it so I have kinda forgotten about it over time. Well if you would like to continue the story please write to me and we can find something out.
More detailsContent Guidelines