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This is a Shrek x reader fanfiction, just like the title says, this is also my first faniction. Y/n is a teenage girl and she has just finished 8th grade. Shrek used to be a rich business man but after Lord Farquaad stole his wife(literally) his business went crashing down. What's going to happen to y/n after she meets Shrek? A lot man. But what type of stuff will excactly happen to her? I can't tell you everything but some fun stuff and stuff that's even more fun.

A/n: Changing some things cause I didn't really like them. The plot and stuff will stay the same, it's a few very minor changes.

(I do not own these characters.)All Rights Reserved

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Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] by TashaFarthing

~Sequel to Shrek 2: Happily 'N'Ever After [Book 2]~ Uncle Connor: Now remember: No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping, slurping, burping, twittering, or frittering allowed. Me: What if I fall gracefully? Zero: That's literally the same thing as slipping and tripping, minus the graceful part. Me: Really? Aunt Ella: Yes. Me: So...I can get away with falling gracefully, then? Alice: No...not unless you're doing it on purpose to catch someone's attention~ As you can tell, that's how my lessons on learning to be a proper Princess usually start. Strict lessons on manners, learning the history of the past royals, which cutlery you have to use with certain meals, etc. etc. Blah, blah, blah. And the worst lesson of them all: Ballroom dancing! On top of that, I'm constantly reminded that I need to find my 'true love' and receive true love's kiss by sunset on my 17th birthday, otherwise I turn into a frozen statue just like my parents, grandmother, and kingdom, and stay like that forever. When Shrek asked me to go with him to visit Worcestershire Academy and find Arthur Pendragon, the one uncle Harold mentioned before he took his final breath, you could imagine the relief I felt to finally have the opportunity to escape my lessons without someone dragging me back every time I tried to ditch them. Question is: Will I be able to break the spell before the deadline? What if Arthur is 'the one'? Will I finally get the happy ending everybody keeps teasing me about? Completed: 25/03/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

Someday - A Short Story by HowlEngel

Life was dull, boring, and mechanical. I’ve always wondered if this would change. If something interesting will happen. I always hoped something interesting will happen. A falling meteor that would destroy half of town, an alien invasion, or even the Apocalypse. Anything, just to relieve me of this monotonous life I lead. “Urgh,” I groaned as I reached over to turn off the alarm clock that sounded like a hundred sirens in the early hours of dawn. The golden sun hasn’t come out to expel the surrounding darkness yet. I figured it would take an hour more or so for the sun to show its shining face, so I decided to eat breakfast and take a bath first. But little did I know that today was the day that my life would change. It was the day I met her. ---------- A short story. Hey guys! This is my first try writing a pure romance story. I hope you'll like it. :D This story will be rarely updated, since I'm busy with school and stuff. So, sorry in advance. ~Just Perfect EDIT: As of 03/29/14 (arranged in this order: dd/mm/yy), this story has deviated from its original "pure romance," into something worth delving deeper into. Quite interesting. And because of this... "something worth delving deeper into," I have decided to continue the story with a PART TWO! Though that will have to wait until after Exile. Or maybe when I get tired of Exile and hope to continue this again. But either way, there WILL be a part two for those who want more zoophilia. Cheers! 03/31/14 (again, in the dd/mm/yy order): Added a simple cover. Will be using this until I am able to draw a better image resembling both of the girl's forms. August 6, 2014: New cover. I like it.

Show You How To Love (Mitch Grassi X Reader) by Emily_NightHawk

After a childhood of heartbreak and distrust, (Y/n) is finally able to move out from the hell she called home. She and her (male) best friend find an apartment in L.A. hopeing to make enough to attend a college or university. But when a couple of guys that seem oddly familiar waltz into the coffee shop where they work, those plans just might change. Warning: Contains graphic content such as violence, nudity, sexual acts, rape, torture and other content that may disturb younger readers. Read at your own risk. (This is my first X Reader Fanfic, so if you have any suggestions feel free to leave them in the comments. I am greatful for constructive criticism. Also, I don't live in the USA so please bare with me on some of the odd spellings.)

Broken Barrier (Eyeless Jack X Reader) <DISCONTINUED> by MiseryChain

WARNING - this book contains × blood and gore × swearing Y/N L/N is a senior in high school and during the new semester three new students enroll at Elverment High School. They take an interest in Y/N as she isn't, well the most social one at school. What will arise when Y/N encounters them? Will it end her peaceful surroundings? Will she finally have the courage to face the ones who hold her still? Will she finally get her freedom? Or will she risk everything on one small bet and lose everything she holds dear? Curious? Then hit that read button and see how a once peaceful high schooler goes into a missing person case. I do not own any Creepypasta charactes nor any Marble Hornets characters. I do not own any songs, books, horror movies, etc. that are brought up in this fanfic. Updates: I update randomly as I get chapters done.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞 (Annabeth X Malereader) by A2ndOpinion

⊱ ────── {.⋅ 🜂 ⋅.} ────── ⊰ 𝙰 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝙾𝚏 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑. 𝙰 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏-𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚍, 𝙸𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚜. 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚜' 𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝙾𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙾𝚕𝚢𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗? 𝙸𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝙰 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎, 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎. ⊱ ────── {.⋅ 🜂 ⋅.} ────── ⊰ Y/N's life was pretty normal. At least, as normal as an orphan's could be. Then his lunch lady tried to eat him. In an instant, his world flipped. Myths became reality. Legends became true. And death didn't seem too far from his doorstep. Y/N could deal with it, though. After all, for a son of ██████████, it was a piece of cake. ＣＡＫＥ He liked cake. Follow Y/N's story from the lightning thief, all the way to the last Olympian. Will he rise from the ashes? Or fall to the flames...

Teach me (Book 1) by Danaxmalfoy

(Severus Snape X reader) The Death Eaters want to break Harry, the best way to do it: kill you. You're his girlfriend after all. Luckily, professor Snape knows about the attack and comes up with a plan to save you. What will your life be like if you have to go into hiding in professor Snape's chambers? And what will happen? ***** ⚠️fyi: I started this book purely for writing smut, which means the relationship moves VERY fast. However, it turned into something more and now even has a sequel :) When I'm finished with Teacher's pet, I'm going to rewrite the beginning of this book.⚠️ ***** This story is 18+ (smut, TW: degrading, spanking, choking... that kinda shit) This story does not follow the plot of the books The characters in this book are all of age. All of the characters belong to jk rowling, except for Amber, your twin ;) This book has a sequel: Teacher's pet

[] It Started With Coffee [] Severus Snape x Reader [] by iiYoshi

Love is difficult to explain as one likes to say. But (Y/n)(L/n) falling for her professor, Severus Snape? That was hard to believe. The girl always despised Potions and her professor as well. He was cranky, annoying, and never really liked any house besides Slytherin. However, with her N.E.W.T.s coming up, she had to ask someone to tutor her for help. Her friends were all busy focusing on themselves and couldn't help at all. So, finally, though she didn't want to, she asked Snape. Through countless tutor sessions and a few cups of coffee, the two became closer and closer.. Who would've imagined.. that the professor had more to him? Who would've imagined.. that the Potions Master could one day fall in love, and that being with his student, (Y/n)? A tale of two, in which their endings all started with coffee. ----- A/N : No smut, but does include dirty jokes and cussing, if uncomfortable please leave! Slowburn af Also ooc Severus until like last few chapters cuz hey I can't write lmao - × - × - × - × - × - × - × - Rankings : #1 in Snapexreader #1 in Severussnapexreader #1 in Hpfanfic #10 in Severus Started : 3rd April 2023 Ended : 9th January 2024 I do not own the characters in this story besides (Y/n)

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All Fair In Love And War - Roc & Ray love story [COMPLETE] [EDITING] by KweenTammy

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Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] by TashaFarthing

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops edible rainbow candy. Alice and I, along with our friend Zero, help my aunt and uncle clear out their basement during spring break while they went away for their wedding anniversary. It all started when I ever so gracefully (but accidentally) tripped over a cupboard box (which in my defence, I never knew was there) with the words: 'Fragile - DO NOT TOUCH', written in black marker all over the box. While Alice and I were arguing, Zero tried to grab our attention. When he finally did, we were surprised to see him being sucked into a freakin' green swirling portal! Turns out, inside the box I tripped over had a crystal ball rolled out of it, and glowed a bright green. That was when we realised that that crystal ball, was the reason why a portal appeared and was trying to pull us in. And of course...I got separated from them, didn't I? Would you believe me if I told you we entered the world of our favourite movie when we were kids? You know...the Dreamworks movie, Shrek? The one with the fairy tale and Disney characters in? Yep, that's the one! Oh, sorry! I almost forgot to introduce myself: My name's Willow, and this is the story of our journey in the world of Shrek - creating bonds with Shrek himself, Fiona, Donkey and the gang...heck, even Dragon, too! What could possibly go wrong? Completed: 21/02/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

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