Wattpad VS Reality
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This will be a series of funny jokes like:
Wattpad: Harry Styles adopted her but after a year he fell in love with her
Reality: She is writing 18+ Fan Fiction at 10 yrs old
These jokes are made originally by: @___empress in Romanian but she gave me permision to re-write em' in English
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