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Hello child.
In this VERY serious book ;), you will encounter numerous things that will have your brain FRAZZLED. If you do not like this book, please send hate to the dear author so she can cry herself to sleep.
This is a story about London and her bratty personality. She will encounter numerous problems, but the little brat she is, she doesn't care. Her dad, Nosh Nugget being the generous, rich dad, will do anything to make his daughter, London, happy. Even if that means giving her $350,000 as her weekly allowance.
This is meant to be a humorous and weird book, so if you loose a ton of brain cells, you can blame the book. :)
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