The Cringiest Action Story Of All Time

Meet Jack Strong.

Orphaned at a young age when his parents were gunned down in a back-alley mugging, Jack spent his childhood moving from foster home to foster home, never really fitting in anywhere. After two tours of serving with the US Navy SEALs, Jack was scouted by the CIA and soon became their top agent.

But he's yet to undergo the greatest trial of his career. A Russian eco-terrorist known as Vladimir Ivanov has stolen enough military-grade plutonium to build a nuclear bomb. And he's going to use it to bring the world to its knees.

Forget everything you know about espionage. This just got personal.

DISCLAIMER: This story is many things, but not serious. It has been retrofitted with every cliché, every old and tired trope, and every plot twist that even Stevie Wonder could see coming. I do this in the name of my boredom and your entertainment. Get both your face and your palm ready because this is gonna be hella cringe.