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The Tale of Two Crackheads

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Reads 319
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Parts 11
Time 16m

Ilikelanguagearts

cottagecore crackheads friendship friendstolovers helpidonthaveideas idek lgbt memesandstuff random references vines writtenwithpride yay

Two girls with crackhead tendencies; one looking for love, and the other searching for a cottagecore valley to live in, preferably with tall grass, lots of flowers, and a stone house with vines growing on the roof and a garden full of fruit. Oh, and don't forget the calico cat!
When goofy romantic Cam meets cottagecore enthusiast Maggie, romance blooms and chaos ensues.
What will happen next? Read to find out more!

This is based on vines, memes, and shower thoughts. I probably won't finish this, lol.All Rights Reserved

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