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THIS CONTAINS SNK/AOT, SOUTH PARK, TWD, TLOU AND BLACK BUTLER BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE, THIS BOOK IS MOSTLY BULLSHIT. ENJOY.All Rights Reserved

dan danisnotonfire jason phil veeoneye

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The cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever

𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 - 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐯!𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 by -soratired

𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗆 • \𝖫𝖮𝖮𝖪-𝗂𝗓-𝗎𝗆\ • 𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗇. : 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮. 𝖣𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖽𝗂𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆, 𝖣𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗆𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾. 𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝖿𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 s𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒... 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗌? (𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) Updated every Saturday!

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This book is what the titel says ;) Because youtube = life!!!!! p.s. I'm not English so if there is bad grammar you know why! And this is my first book so maybe that explains why it's shitty XD Edit: please note that I wrote this years ago when I was barely a teenager

@Olivia_Is_A_Larrie made the cover. ❤❤❤ I was randomly stalking @Kartoffelsack2307 and read one of her messages on her board where she and her friend had come up with a game of spanking Uno. I sent her a DM and asked if I could use that in a Larry story. The boys are on tour in the states and spend a lot of time on their tour bus going between places which can be boring. Louis suggests a game of uno but with spanking, because why not? He sets the rules and they all laugh at the silly game. Then Louis notices that his best friend seems to actually like being spanked. He decides to test that theory later when he and Harry are alone in a hotel room. Purely fictional. Smut warning!

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The cover is shit oop Why do you guys like this book I'm just writing random shit down how is that entertaining? also I don't like this book whatsoever

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