Shadows of Hyrule

*A modern Breath of the Wild AU*
Link was many things: a professional napper, a future high school drop out, a lover of food. The last thing he was was a hero. But as fate would have it, a magical talking sword would call to him in his dreams, and a crazy old woman of the ancient Sheikah tribe would force her trainings on to him to prepare him for a battle that could have only come from a video game. And to make matters worse, he was forced to train along side Hyrule's bitchiest princess, and his best friend wouldn't let him cheat off of her on the next test. As if balancing life as a lazy high school junior needed to get any harder...