What a man wants: Ultimate guide to the perfect woman
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After investigating the roles of Language and Gender, specifically analyzing advertisements
from the 1950s which objectified women and forced them into traditional gender
roles. I expanded my research into politics and news articles and was surprised
by the extend women were suppressed in media today, especially in the campaigns
of political figures such as Mike Pence and Donald Trump.
This is a satirical essay written in the form of a blog investigating and discussing the idea of the perfect women in todays society.
All Rights Reserved. 100% original work. 2021
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