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The Brute, the Thief, and the Awkward (Skyrim Fanfiction)

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Time 1h 35m

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Neyya never knew life outside her small Valenwood village, so life becomes one big adventure when her old one is burned down.
Daro'maka has grown tired of the lack of economic opportunity in Elsweyr, and has moved to skyrim in order to make gold and support her family.
Ragnarok isn't your average Orc. With twice the size, three times the strength, and a quarter of the intellect of the average, his disownment is disguised as a right of passage, and he searches for meaning.
What happens when the three are thrown in a pit of fire together? The most efficient and awkward group of misfit friends emerges.All Rights Reserved

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