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Sʜᴜᴛᴜᴘ ⇨ 𝚁𝚘𝚗 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚢

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Reads 66,423
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Parts 13
Time 2h 31m

urmom_________2

Mature

**SMUT WARNING**

Veronica  Dixon is the top bitch at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and best friends with Draco Malfoy. Together they enjoy tormenting Gryffindors, pushing first years down the stairs =D, and ruining peoples lives (specifically the "Golden Trio's" .) During a party, Draco makes a bet with Veronica to turn poor, pathetic, unpopular Ronald Weasley into a popular someone, like them. To do this, Veronica decides to try to court Ron's love. Which ends up being more difficult then she imagined.  

Somewhat based on the movie; NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE

THIS BOOK IS A JOKE BTW😀☝️

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IMPORTANT: If you've ever seen Not Another Teen Movie, you would know that it is excessive, over-the-top, stupid, funny AND REALLY CLICHÉ. 
SO, that's what this book is, really dumb and random. I also added a lot of my own  things in it obviously. 

🪱ITS ALSO A SHORT STORY

I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS blah blah blah 
ENJOY EHEHEHHAll Rights Reserved

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