For a certain LOL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time.
Streamer: This support, so tr*sh.
Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now.
Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit.
Audience: What bullshit! If you're any better, then you do it!
Streamer: Daddy I really can do it.
Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I'll chop off my head so you can kick it.
A few months later, LOL's veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner, Soft. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity.
During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer.
Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, "That water friend with the StarTV user ID 'Suburb King 101,' my team's address is on the official website, when will you mail your head over?"
After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC's new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner.
TTC's number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team's new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked lowly, "At the interview, do you know what you did?"
That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience's eyes the very first time he went on stage, turned completely red. "I know. I won't curse at anyone... I definitely won't curse at anyone."
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Deadly assassins Allegra and Ace have been trying in vain to kill each other for years. With a mutual enemy threatening their mafias, they find themselves in an unexpected alliance, and soon discover killing each other isn't the only temptation they need to resist...
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Allegra Grey is poised to be the next great American mafia leader, and she's more than living up to the name. A skilled assassin, there's only one target who's ever gotten away from her-suave, sinfully handsome Ace De Luca, heir to the Italian mafia and the Greys' biggest rival. When both mafias are faced with a dangerous threat, they're forced to work together to protect their families, and unexpected sparks fly. Allegra definitely isn't one to sleep with the enemy, especially an arrogant womanizer like Ace. But there's an undeniable electricity between them and Allegra's not sure it's all hatred. Ace may be bad news, but Allegra's never been afraid of a little danger. As the fire they're playing with grows to a scorching blaze, one thing is clear: trying to kill each other may have been difficult, but resisting this intense chemistry will be impossible.
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Cover designed by Regina Dionela
Content/trigger warning: Contains mature themes, violence and gore