THE EMBARRASSINGLY FUNNY ADVENTURES OF ALEXANDER THE SWORDSMAN
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*black narrator voice*
in the year 2021, a nigga threw a baseball so hard, that it split atoms and created black holes in the sky, when it hit the ground it FLIPPED techtonic plates and ruined the earth forever. Now nobody knows who this nigga was but they all fucking mad.
This story ain't following them tho.
We're following Alexander the Swordsman, a man just trying to live his own life in the apocalypse. Each chapter in this story, will be but another adventure in Alexander's life as he tries to go on as if nothing happened, as if he's always lived in the apocalypse...
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