Making Trouble .
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Last published Thu, Feb 29, 2024
there are two types of insane killers in the world. the serious non-expressed with emotions one, and the foolish type. with black haired emotionless illumi, and the opposite of him which is cheery cheeky Hisoka , they both seem dangerous together. But when they halt one night they made something clearly obvious. no protection, would this make their villainous ways come to a halt. or are they gonna keep doing this with the exception of a new member of their team.
(cover art is rimach off of deviant art )
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