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The Chronicles Of An Average Housecat

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Before you open this book, you have to swear that you won't tell anyone, not your family, not your friends. Don't even read it out loud. After all, any feline could be listening. 

According to the Law of Felines 2657 in the Book of the Feline Constitution, page 15, I am not legally permitted to divulge any of this information to you. This is classified information that no one but the felines hold, but I am trusting you, humans. 

I am serious though, be careful what you do with this information, I could get in a world of trouble for this. 

Now that that's cleared up, onto the story!All Rights Reserved

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