Before you open this book, you have to swear that you won't tell anyone, not your family, not your friends. Don't even read it out loud. After all, any feline could be listening.
According to the Law of Felines 2657 in the Book of the Feline Constitution, page 15, I am not legally permitted to divulge any of this information to you. This is classified information that no one but the felines hold, but I am trusting you, humans.
I am serious though, be careful what you do with this information, I could get in a world of trouble for this.
Now that that's cleared up, onto the story!
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.