Kaeya x Rose (Genshin impact fanfic)

Uh hello there stranger on the internet. Before you attempt to read this abomination of a fanfic, if you are not Rose, Fer or jasper please I beg of you, refrain from reading this. You'll not only be heavily confused but also a little disturbed. You have been warned.

If u decided to continue reading against my warning, here's some context:
My friend Rose and I were joking about how she loves Kaeya but also he annoys her so I was like "lol I'm gonna write a fanfic about it" and she was like "omg yes" so this fanfic is about a friend of mine, not an Oc or anything. Rose is a real life person, and I'm writing her in a satirical way to poke fun at her conflicting feelings about Kaeya, this is all in good fun!
But yeah, you've been warned🧍‍♂️